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Whether you love him or hate him, Donald Trump has given us something we haven’t had in decades, a First lady we can wаnк to.

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Politics is just show business for ugly people.

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What’s the difference between terrorism and democracy?
Whether the United States is attacking or being attacked.

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If there’s one thing I learned growing up, it’s that everyone has to pay for their own mistakes.
Except for the government.
Somehow you have to pay for theirs too.

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Lets role play I'll be Osama, You be a cave, and I'll hide up inside you

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I heard a rumour Monica Lewinsky won’t be voting for Hillary.
It seems the last Clinton left a bad taste in her mouth.

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Apparently Kate and William have decided to give their new baby the humorous name of ‘Webecca’ so when she grows up people will think she has a speech impediment.

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I asked Barack Obama if we could get together later, and he said Yes We Can!

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A liberal is just a conservative that hasn't been mugged yet.

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In his latest outburst, Donald Trump has labelled Hillary Clinton ‘disgusting’ for taking a toilet break during a debate.
Trump himself never has to go to the toilet, as the shiт just comes straight out of his mouth.

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What’s the difference between an actor and a politician? An actor has better script writers with more believable story-lines.

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Why do we have elections in November?
Could it be that is the best month to select turkeys?

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A general election is like choosing which end of the dildо to get fuскеd with next

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Nominated for quote of the year is the statement made by Texas Congressman Diск Armey when asked:
"If you had been in President Clinton's place, would you have resigned?"
Armey responded:
"If I were in the President's place, I would not have gotten a chance to resign. I would be laying in a pool of my own blood, looking up and listening to Mrs. Armey saying, "How do I reload this dамn thing?"

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This Clown Craze has gone too far.
I mean think about it
Donald Trump President of America

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Why are most politicans in the closet or gаy? Because they can only mandate.

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Tony Blair and George W Bush had been sent to hеll. The Devil had prepared two cells for them. Tony Blair walked into this dingy cold room that had rats running all over it. The Devil said,
"Tony Blair, this is your eternal punishment!" George W Bush was not looking forward to his cell, so imagine his surprise when he entered a beautiful pink room with Pamela Anderson inside. The Devil announced, "Pamela Anderson, this is your eternal punishment!"

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Did you know that a group of baboons is called a congress…
Well that explain it all now doesn’t it

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