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Clark Kent had to call himself "Superman" because "Chuck Norris" was already taken. Кларк Кент се нарекъл "Супермен"
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Tarzan affronte un énorme gorille. L'issu du combat es t une cuisante défaite pour Tarzan Lors d'un terrible combat contre un lion enragé Tarzan havde engang mistet en arm et øje og sin penis. Derfor gik han til doktoren og spurgte hvad han skulle gøre. Så gav doktoren ham bare en abe arm et ørne øje og et elefant snabel. 2 uger... Tarzan krijgt een ongeval en moet hierdoor een oog Chlap přijde k doktorovi: „Pane doktore Tarzan råkade ut för en olycka. Han miste ett öga U doktora:
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Tattooed Wang $100 Bill Tattoo Отива мутра в салон за татуировки и казва: Geht ein Mann zum Tätowierer und sagt Мъж татуирал на кура си сто доларова банкнота. Питали го защо? А той: Un conseil de banquier......Vous ne savez que faire de votre argent? Voici la solution : Faites vous tatouez un euro sur votre sexe et vous aurez le plaisir d'avoir 5 avantages 1) Vous verrez croître vos investisements 2) Vous prendrez plaisir à toucher votre pognon 3) Vous ne verrez plus d'un... O sujeito foi fazer uma tatuagem e ordenou ao tatuador: — Quero que você tatue uma nota de 100 reais no meu pênis! — Você tá louco Det var en kille som gick till tatueraren och bad att få en 100 kronors sedel tatuerad på det allra heligaste 3 reasons why you should get a $100 bill tattooed onto your salami. 1. You can play with your money. 2. You can watch your money grow. 3. Every woman loves to blow money. Ein Mann kommt in ein Tattoo-Studio und möchte auf sein bestes Stück einen Tausender tätowiert haben. Dort ist man zwar an ungewöhnliche Wünsche gewöhnt
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Here's what the heck they mean in the Lone Star State...
The engine's runnin' but ain't nobody driving = Not too smart As welcome as a skunk at a lawn party = An unwelcome person Tighter than bark on a tree = Stingy Big hat, no cattle = All talk, no action We've howdied but we ain't shook yet = We've met, but haven't been formally introduced He thinks the sun come up just to hear him crow = He thinks his s#%! doesn't stink She's got tongue enough for ten rows of teeth = She's a talker It's so dry the trees are bribin' the dogs = Rain would be nice Just because a chicken has wings doesn't mean it can fly = Appearances can be deceiving This ain't my first rodeo = I've been around the block He looks like the dog's been keepin' him under the porch = U-G-L-Y They ate supper before they said grace = They're living in sin Time to paint your вuтт white and run with the antelope = Stop arguing and do as you're told As full of wind as a corn-eating horse = A braggart You can put your boots in the oven, but that doesn't make them biscuits = You can say whatever you want, but that doesn't change a thing
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