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What's green and sings? Britney Spearagus.

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I surf the web a lot, and I guess I was using too much bandwidth, because the other day I got an automated phone call from my service provider. It was The Rolling Stones singing, "Hey, you. Get off of my cloud!"

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After listening to some of Whitney Houston's last, raspy performances, it was pretty clear she didn't end her career on "high" note... Or did she? Tox report still pending.

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What family tradition did Robert Kardashian start when he helped get O. J. Simpson acquitted?
Kardashians getting black men off!

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Girls say guys are jerks but there favourite artist is lil wayne

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up in the morning?
A- you "poke her face"

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Morgan Freemen narrioated his own death.

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How is kris humphries trying to get kim kardashian back?
By painting his diск black

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How did they punish hellen keller?
By moving the furnature around

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What do 1 Direction and Justin Bieber have in common?
The 6 of them can't get a chick to save their lives.

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What did Keith Lemon say to Evanna Lynch?
Irish you were nакеd.

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A socialist, a illegal immigrant, and a muslim walk into a bar
The bartender says "hello president Obama"

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Julia Gillard walks into a bar. She says wanna go out sometime
The bartender says yes Miss Gillard
She says fuск off I wasn't talking to you
The bartender says who were you talking to then
Julia Gillard says the wall

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Kn:the rock:who is that girl singing on the radio?
Girl: that is not a girl thats justin bieber

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Kn: kick аss for the only {GOD} if you lame you dont love god and justen bieber suскs.
Ooh can you think who is better of course GOD.

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Dwayne Johnson, paper, scissors.

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Rick Ross: I had to hustle to get to the top. You know, carry those bricks.
Police Officer: Oh, hey William. I havent seen you since the police academy.

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Q:What's Rihanna's favorite verse from a song? A: Hit me baby 1 more time!

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