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I'm a different type of comic. I tend to start slow and then just kind of -- urinate on myself.

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If someone changed the wifi password at the white house to iloveobama, trump would never get wifi.

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There are so many people in this city, so much happening, that it's impossible to tell if your apartment is haunted. Think about that, that's true. 'Cause you can hear anything, at any hour -- there's always something to blame it on.

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I was asked today if I liked Beyonce. I said, “Are you joking? I would liск the shiт from her аrsеhоlе.”
“Erm… OK…” my Gran replied. “Does that mean you’d like her album for your birthday?”

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Justin Bieber apparently treated himself to a private jet this year for Christmas.
I’m treating him to an early birthday present.
I’ve paid for him to have a Malaysian pilot for as long as it takes.

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Beats by Dre will cost you $200.
Beats by Ray will only cost you an elevator ride.

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Did anyone hear about that new reality show Justin Bieber's got out now?
It's called "Leave it to Bieber"!

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Lil' Wayne taught me that if you are drowning in the рussy you can just swim to the вuтт. Which is really good to know because I hate drowning.

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Justin Bieber will reportedly spend the next two weeks with a pastor to learn how to spread the word of God. “It won’t be easy, but I think it will make me a better person” - said the pastor.

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If I was Miley Cyrus I'd shoot myself but if I was Katy Perry or Scarlett Johansson I'd play with my тiтs!!

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Last night, at the Country Music Awards, Kim Kardashian tripped on her way to the stage. It was a good ol' country hoedown!

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If Will. I. Am’s gravestone doesn’t say Will. I. Was, I’ll be pretty disappointed

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WARNING! There’s a link going around it says download the latest Cliff Richard Christmas track whatever you do don’t click on it, it’s actually a link to download the latest Cliff Richard Christmas track.
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The good news about Joan Rivers’ death is that the body can go straight to Madame Tussauds

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If you don't know what pimping a ride is, basically it means to fix up a car. So, you'd think that it would be a paint job, overhaul the engine, some new tires -- no, not on MTV. 'Cause on MTV, when we рiмр your ride, what we do is we take this piece of sh*t car and put in all this unnecessary сrар that should never be in a car. We got a Play Station in your steering wheel; we got smoke machines in the speakers; we got "Rubber Ducky" shooting out of the exhaust pipe!

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A teacher asks the class to form a sentence with the word Celebrities,so little Timmy says,
“Celebrities get treated better.”
“That sentence is way too short,Timmy.” says the teacher.
“I know,” says Timmy, “Judge Masipa is useless.”

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The man who released the nudе photos of celebrities is admitting he’s on the run.
However, he’s been given asylum by a shadowy group known only as “guys.”

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Well it's official I'm engaged. Someone just needs to let Katy Perry know so we can get the date set.

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