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Justin Bieber apparently treated himself to a private jet this year for Christmas.
I’m treating him to an early birthday present.
I’ve paid for him to have a Malaysian pilot for as long as it takes.

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Beats by Dre will cost you $200.
Beats by Ray will only cost you an elevator ride.

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Did anyone hear about that new reality show Justin Bieber's got out now?
It's called "Leave it to Bieber"!

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Justin Bieber will reportedly spend the next two weeks with a pastor to learn how to spread the word of God. “It won’t be easy, but I think it will make me a better person” - said the pastor.

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If I was Miley Cyrus I'd shoot myself but if I was Katy Perry or Scarlett Johansson I'd play with my тiтs!!

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Last night, at the Country Music Awards, Kim Kardashian tripped on her way to the stage. It was a good ol' country hoedown!

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If Will. I. Am’s gravestone doesn’t say Will. I. Was, I’ll be pretty disappointed

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Taylor Swift has five hundred songs about guys leaving her and none about вlоw-jobs.
Do you see where I’m going with this?

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WARNING! There’s a link going around it says download the latest Cliff Richard Christmas track whatever you do don’t click on it, it’s actually a link to download the latest Cliff Richard Christmas track.
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The good news about Joan Rivers’ death is that the body can go straight to Madame Tussauds

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If you don't know what pimping a ride is, basically it means to fix up a car. So, you'd think that it would be a paint job, overhaul the engine, some new tires -- no, not on MTV. 'Cause on MTV, when we рiмр your ride, what we do is we take this piece of sh*t car and put in all this unnecessary сrар that should never be in a car. We got a Play Station in your steering wheel; we got smoke machines in the speakers; we got "Rubber Ducky" shooting out of the exhaust pipe!

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A teacher asks the class to form a sentence with the word Celebrities,so little Timmy says,
“Celebrities get treated better.”
“That sentence is way too short,Timmy.” says the teacher.
“I know,” says Timmy, “Judge Masipa is useless.”

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Well it's official I'm engaged. Someone just needs to let Katy Perry know so we can get the date set.

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Apparently, when the Queen was at school, her strongest subject was the Gym teacher.

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Beyonce’s twins will never have to work a day in their life. She should name one of them Lay-Z

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The worst television is MTV. 'Music Television' -- they call it that, they don't even play music. How's that legal? What if everybody did that? 'Hey, thanks for calling New York Pizza.'
'Yeah, give me two large pepperoni pizzas.'
'Oh, we don't sell pizza.'
'What?'
'No, we just have raccoon hats and eye patches. Call a book store if you're hungry.'

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So, Katie price sat playing with Harvey.
Suddenly Harvey stops and says, ” mum, I want to be a teacher when im older!”
Katie chuckles and replies, “Harvey what you going to do with a classroom, you cant control the two pupils you have now!?”

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I didn't know Paul Walker had dandruff, apparently they found Head and Shoulders in his dashboard.

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