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So someone on 4Chan has released hacked nudе photos of celebrities including Jennifer Lawrence, the Olson twins and Mila Kunis.
One the one hand this is a disgraceful invasion of privacy but on the other hand……………….. Well that hand is busy.

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It’s claimed Macaulay Culkin’s health problems are linked to a difficult childhood.
No shiт. His parents forgot to take him on holiday twice.

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Elton John used to work at the sреrм bank, but he was fired for drinking on the job.

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There was a big Hollywood producer in the crowd the other night. One thing led to another, and before you know it -- he was gone.

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As if there wasn’t already enough of them, now Bruce Jenner is having a sеx change there will be another сunт in the Kardashian Family..

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In Selena Gomez'es new cd cover case it looks like she ready to suск соск!! Rate this kick аss if this is true

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I met a popstar in a nightclub last night and we ended up getting really drunк and going back to my place.
She was all over me in the taxi, stroking and caressing my body and whispering filth into my ear,
But as soon as she got through the front door she stiffened up and her attitude changed completely.
“What the fuск is that pathetic little thing?” she demanded. “How the hеll do you think that you’re going to satisfy me with that?”
I’m sorry, Adele, I replied, it’s the biggest fridge I could afford.

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Dear Аsshоlе that can't even get someone else's joke right. This is how it goes you соскsuскеr. -----------------
Hillary Clinton could be the next "F" President, i was gonna say FEMALE but somebody already deleted the EMALE.

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Piers Morgan has taken a very strong stance against guns, and who can blame him?
If you had a gun, you’d shoot him too.

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My dad called me into the living room so he could show me the nudе photos of Jennifer Lawrence.
I said, “Dad, she’s a fат white blob.”
“Oh, sorry,” he replied, wiping it off the screen. “There you go.”

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Stephen Hawking had a hot date last night.
She stood him up…
And he immediately fell on the floor.

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Peter Parker sounds more like a woman's vаginа than Spider Man's name.

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MAGA, Morons Are Governing America.

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It really рissеs me off when people put jokes in the wrong category.

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My mate was getting married and afterwards i was speaking to his new wife saying "congratulations hun, you look good in fact you remind me of kate middleton"
"Aww thats so sweet, you really think i look that hot?" she said blushing.
"Oh no, just saying how you were out done by your sisters аss".

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Dermot O’ Leary asked Lady Gaga after her performance, “Have you got any advice for the guys backstage?”
“Just be yourself,” says Lady Gaga, lying in a giant bath, partially dressed as a transformer, with horns sticking out of her head.

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Why did Taylor swift name her last album red and her song bad blood?
Cause she is on her period

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Tyga's Mom: Hey Tyga, didn't I tell you to take out the trash?
Tyga: Yeah..... I did
Mom: Then why is your album still on the table?

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