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Fact: Donald Trump's interviews, speeches he made during his campaign, all three debates and any other time that he was in front of the camera speaking were carefully analyzed by professors and other professionals to see what grade level his gramer was. The results revealed that his gramer is at a 4th grade level and I'm not making this up, you can check it for yourself if you don't believe me. I realized why his uneducated, dumb, low life supporters who were loyal to him and were defending him every day when he would shoot himself in the foot. The reason they were so passionate for this piece of shiт deplorable billionaire was because they related to him at every level, they pretty much are on his level give or take one grade higher or lower. Today i learned that his voters

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Why are one direction number 1 on iTunes?
Because little girls don't know how to illegally download

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Roses are red violets are blue Justin bieber a рriск and a рrоsтiтuте too.

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D id you hear about Michael Jackson?
He thought Boyz II Men was a delivery service.

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What does England and Oscar Pistorius have in common?
Looks like both will get away Scot free.

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The gossip mags are reporting Rihanna has broken up with Chris Brown after she caught him cheating with a waitress.
A source close to the couple says Rihanna knew something was up when Brown came home with another woman’s lipstick on his knuckles.

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So someone on 4Chan has released hacked nudе photos of celebrities including Jennifer Lawrence, the Olson twins and Mila Kunis.
One the one hand this is a disgraceful invasion of privacy but on the other hand……………….. Well that hand is busy.

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It’s claimed Macaulay Culkin’s health problems are linked to a difficult childhood.
No shiт. His parents forgot to take him on holiday twice.

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Elton John used to work at the sреrм bank, but he was fired for drinking on the job.

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Chris Brown has some hits and misses.
But mostly he just hits his misses.

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There was a big Hollywood producer in the crowd the other night. One thing led to another, and before you know it -- he was gone.

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As if there wasn’t already enough of them, now Bruce Jenner is having a sеx change there will be another сunт in the Kardashian Family..

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I met a popstar in a nightclub last night and we ended up getting really drunк and going back to my place.
She was all over me in the taxi, stroking and caressing my body and whispering filth into my ear,
But as soon as she got through the front door she stiffened up and her attitude changed completely.
“What the fuск is that pathetic little thing?” she demanded. “How the hеll do you think that you’re going to satisfy me with that?”
I’m sorry, Adele, I replied, it’s the biggest fridge I could afford.

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Dear Аsshоlе that can't even get someone else's joke right. This is how it goes you соскsuскеr. -----------------
Hillary Clinton could be the next "F" President, i was gonna say FEMALE but somebody already deleted the EMALE.

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Piers Morgan has taken a very strong stance against guns, and who can blame him?
If you had a gun, you’d shoot him too.

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My dad called me into the living room so he could show me the nudе photos of Jennifer Lawrence.
I said, “Dad, she’s a fат white blob.”
“Oh, sorry,” he replied, wiping it off the screen. “There you go.”

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Stephen Hawking had a hot date last night.
She stood him up…
And he immediately fell on the floor.

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Peter Parker sounds more like a woman's vаginа than Spider Man's name.

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