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What does England and Oscar Pistorius have in common?
Looks like both will get away Scot free.

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The gossip mags are reporting Rihanna has broken up with Chris Brown after she caught him cheating with a waitress.
A source close to the couple says Rihanna knew something was up when Brown came home with another woman’s lipstick on his knuckles.

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So someone on 4Chan has released hacked nudе photos of celebrities including Jennifer Lawrence, the Olson twins and Mila Kunis.
One the one hand this is a disgraceful invasion of privacy but on the other hand……………….. Well that hand is busy.

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Elton John used to work at the sреrм bank, but he was fired for drinking on the job.

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Chris Brown has some hits and misses.
But mostly he just hits his misses.

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There was a big Hollywood producer in the crowd the other night. One thing led to another, and before you know it -- he was gone.

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As if there wasn’t already enough of them, now Bruce Jenner is having a sеx change there will be another сunт in the Kardashian Family..

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In Selena Gomez'es new cd cover case it looks like she ready to suск соск!! Rate this kick аss if this is true

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I met a popstar in a nightclub last night and we ended up getting really drunк and going back to my place.
She was all over me in the taxi, stroking and caressing my body and whispering filth into my ear,
But as soon as she got through the front door she stiffened up and her attitude changed completely.
“What the fuск is that pathetic little thing?” she demanded. “How the hеll do you think that you’re going to satisfy me with that?”
I’m sorry, Adele, I replied, it’s the biggest fridge I could afford.

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Dear Аsshоlе that can't even get someone else's joke right. This is how it goes you соскsuскеr. -----------------
Hillary Clinton could be the next "F" President, i was gonna say FEMALE but somebody already deleted the EMALE.

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Piers Morgan has taken a very strong stance against guns, and who can blame him?
If you had a gun, you’d shoot him too.

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My dad called me into the living room so he could show me the nudе photos of Jennifer Lawrence.
I said, “Dad, she’s a fат white blob.”
“Oh, sorry,” he replied, wiping it off the screen. “There you go.”

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Peter Parker sounds more like a woman's vаginа than Spider Man's name.

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Now that I live there, I actually find that I'm around the people that I can't stand to be around the most, which are these elitist people. You know, hipster people that have an opinion on, like, everything that you should wear and all the cool music you should listen to. They'll critique any movie you like -- you know, as you're watching something, walk into the room and be like, 'Really? Really? You like 'Short Circuit'? The book is better.'

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MAGA, Morons Are Governing America.

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It really рissеs me off when people put jokes in the wrong category.

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My mate was getting married and afterwards i was speaking to his new wife saying "congratulations hun, you look good in fact you remind me of kate middleton"
"Aww thats so sweet, you really think i look that hot?" she said blushing.
"Oh no, just saying how you were out done by your sisters аss".

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Dermot O’ Leary asked Lady Gaga after her performance, “Have you got any advice for the guys backstage?”
“Just be yourself,” says Lady Gaga, lying in a giant bath, partially dressed as a transformer, with horns sticking out of her head.

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