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You'd think that with NSA reading our tweets all the time, they could star or retweet some of the good ones.

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If Bill Gates had a penny for every time I had to reboot my computer ... Oh wait, he does.

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You're so dumb you thought quarter backs was a change machine.

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I buy a lot of ringtones for someone who hasn't answered a phone call since 2008.

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Don't worry honey, they call it my dual-channel RAM.

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How many Windows programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
472. One to write WinGetLight BulbHandle, one to write WinQueryStatusLight Bulb, one to write WinGetLightSwitchHandle.

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Why are programmers no fans of the outdoors?
There are too many bugs.

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