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To understand what recursion is, you must first understand recursion.

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How many Microsoft programmers does it take to start the November 5th bonfire?
Zero Microsoft declares darkness to be a new standard.

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A computer program will always do what you tell it to do, but rarely what you want to do.

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A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.

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I dropped my laptop into the ocean the other day.
Now I have a Dell rolling in the deep.

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Q: How did the elephant destroy the database?
A: His truncate it.

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I needed to quickly run a SQL command to update a single row in an Oracle DB table at work.
To my horror, it came back with –2,193,674 rows affected.

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Whats the chemical formula of compressed liquid oxygen?
O2.zip

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Only 3 things that are infinite
1.Human Stupidity
2.Universe
3.WinRar Trial

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A businessman is invited for an audience with the Pope but finds it clashes with a meeting he has with Bill Gates.
The businessman asks his secretary which appointment he should go to.
‘Definitely the Pope,’ replies the secretary.
‘He’ll only expect you to kiss his hand.’

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What is a cursor?
Someone having computer problems.

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How many service technicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one, and he does it very well, but there is that $85 non-refundable on-site service fee to consider

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99 little bugs in the code,
99 bugs in the code,
1 bug fixed...
Compile again,
100 little bugs in the code.

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There are only two kinds of computer.
The latest model, and the obsolete.

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Yo momma so FАТ, she can't save files вiggеr than 4 GB.

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If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0.

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How many social media marketers does it take to change a light bulb?
It’s not about the change - it’s about engaging people in conversations about the light bulb change.

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Q: What do you get if you cross a fridge and a hipster playlist?
A: Cool music!

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