Home
Joke Categories
Popular
Jokes From our facebook page (https://www.facebook.com/Jokes-441655979354080)
Funny pictures
Most popular
Newest jokes
Aviation jokes, Flying jokes, Pilot jokes, Airplane jokes
Christmas Jokes
Corona virus jokes (Covid - 19), Coronavirus
Dad Jokes
Genie jokes
Gynaecology Jokes, Gynaecologist Jokes
Jewish Jokes
Jokes about US Elections 2020 Trump vs Biden
Jokes From our facebook page (https://www.facebook.com/Jokes-441655979354080)
Knock-knock jokes
Lawyer Jokes
Masturbation jokes
Nurse jokes
Old People Jokes
Psychology, Psychotherapy, and psychiatry jokes, Shrinks Jokes
Rude Jokes
Scots jokes, Scotsman Jokes, Scottish jokes, Scotland Jokes
Sex Jokes
Vulgar jokes
Weed Jokes
Blonde Jokes
Chuck Norris
Dark Humor
Dirty jokes
Doctor's jokes, Health Jokes, Medical joke
Donald Trump Jokes
Drunk Jokes, Drinking Jokes, Alcohol Jokes, Alcoholic Jokes, Beer Jokes
Gross jokes, Disgusting jokes
Kids jokes, Toddler Jokes, Children jokes
Marriage Jokes, Family Jokes
Putin jokes, Vladimir Putin Jokes
Valentine's Day Jokes, Valentines day
Вицове за Путин
English
Wladimir Putin Witze
Español
Анекдоты про Путин
Français
Italiano
ελληνικά
Македонски
Türkçes
Жарти про Путина
Portugal
Dowcipy i kawały: Putin
Skämt om Vladimir Putin
Grappen over Poetin
Danish
Norwegian
Finnish
Vladimir Putin Viccek, Putyin-...
Romanian
Czech
Lithuanian
Anekdotes par Putinu
Croatian
My Jokes
Edit Profile
Logout
Newest jokes
Putin jokes, Vladimir Putin Jokes
Putin jokes, Vladimir Putin Jokes
Add a joke
Newest jokes
Most popular
1
0
4
1
0
4
1
0
4
What’s the difference between Putin and Нiтlеr?
Hitler knew when to кill himself.
1
0
4
Vladimir Putin walks up to a customs agent at the airport after landing in a foreign country. Agent asks:
Name?
Putin says: Vladimir.
The agent asks: Occupation?
Putin responds: No, I’m only visiting this country.
1
0
4
Vladimir Putin consulted with a fortune teller. He asked:
“How long will I live?”
The psychic replied:
“I cannot tell that but I do know you will die on a Ukrainian holiday.”
“Which holiday?” Putin asked.
“Whichever day you die will be a Ukrainian holiday.”
1
0
4
Biden calls Putin to discuss the latest situation. He shares with Putin:
“I had an interesting dream – I saw Moscow, full of light, joy, dancing and laughter, with people driving luxury cars – just like it was before all these war sanctions. There were neon lights and billboards all over the city!” At this point, Putin asks:
“And what did these billboards say?” Biden responds:
“How the hеll would I know… I don’t speak Ukrainian.”
1
0
4
While Putin is working in his office planning the Ukraine war, the ghost of Stalin suddenly appears. Putin takes the opportunity to seek advice: “Stalin, what happened? why are things not working out for us?”
Stalin gives him advice: “Send 5 million Russians to their death at war, and paint the Kremlin blue.”
“Why blue?” asks Vladimir Putin.
“… I knew you wouldn’t have a problem with the first part,” chuckles the old Stalin.
1
0
4
Do you know Putin
Putin these ваlls in your mouth
0
0
4
“Hey what’s the Russian president’s name?”
“Putin?”
“Yeah, Putin deez nuts in yo mouth”
0
0
4
Putin planned a holiday trip to the U. S. for the President's Day weekend sales...
But he cancelled at the last minute when he remembered he'd already bought one.
0
0
4
A communist homework joke...
Stop Putin it off man. You're Lennin it get to you. I know it's stressful but you really need the good Marx. You really are just Stalin the enevitable. Do it Mao!!
0
0
4
Have you heard the Russian president has just taken over a planet in the outer solar system?
He's called it Putin-Uranus.
0
0
4
The Russian Election is coming up again pretty soon
I hear Putin won
0
0
4
Trump, Hillary, and Putin ran a marathon.
Trump wins, Putin finished last.
US newspapers: Hillary finished second.
Russian newspapers: Putin won.
0
0
4
What did a hоокеr say to the Russian President?
Vladimir Putin
0
0
4
Russia's Three Steps to Homework
Step 1. Putin it off
Step 2. Stalin
Step 3. Russian to finish
0
0
4
If you rearrange the letters in "Vladimir Putin" you get murdered.
0
0
4
Next