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I asked a millennial hipster yoga teacher to leave the room...
He said:
"Nah a ma stay."

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I finally slept with my English teacher.
Home-school is great!

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Teacher: Do you know what an esimate is?
Student: Not exactly
Teacher: correct
Student: About what?
Teacher: also correct
Student: I guess
Teacher: wow you really know your stuff

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Why are history teacher boring ?
Because they tend to Babylon

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My science teacher asked me if I liked sodium
I said “Na.”

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Trying out new Arm-the-Teachers laws, a Texas teacher recently shot a student in the eye.
In the teacher's defense, it was a bad pupil.

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So my science teacher began her astronomy unit with star formation
She gave a stellar explanation.

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Back when Stormy Daniels was in high school, none of her fellow classmen realized she would go down in history.
Guys were usually getting it in the gym locker room or behind the teacher's parking lot.

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A teacher enters a class room for the first time.
He notices that two of the guys sitting together looks similar to each other. The teacher curiously asks them
Teacher :Are you guys twins?
Guys:No sir, we are neighbors.

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Little boy calls to his teacher
And says "James won't be in school today, he is sick"
Teacher replies "Oh, I am sorry to hear that. By the way who am i talking to,?"
Boy answers calmly "With my Dad"

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Teacher: We found drugs in your son's backpack
Parent: Oh wow, really?
Teacher: Yes, it's very concerning
Parent: Very.. *rubbing сhin*.. he should have sold them all by now

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My english teacher told me that the file I sent her was corrupt, and that she couldn't open it
I suggested bribing it

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My English teacher said that nothing rhymes with orange.
There was a young man who had nothing,
Until one day he happened upon an orange.
That rhymes?

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Little Jimmy was sleeping in class when...
The teacher saw him dozing off and interrupted his nap.
He said in a stern tone:
"Jimmy, you know you can't sleep in class."
Jimmy retorted:
"Yeah, but if you were a little quieter I could."

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I bumped into my old English teacher.
He said,
"What's new?"
I said,
"It's an adjective."

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When I was a little kid, my dad would swear then say "Excuse my French"
One day the teacher asked if anyone could speak a foreign language and I raised my hand

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I once fell in love with an English Teacher....
... I wrote her a love letter and she corrected it.

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Before we left the room, our teacher told us all to pick up at least one piece of trash on our way out.
So as I walked out the classroom, I looked at her and said "Hey baby, here's my number, call me."

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