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So my guitar teacher got arrested.
He got arrested for fingеring A minor.
After he plucked her G string...

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When I was in kindergarten, I liked the shape of the seventh letter of the alphabet so much, I would just stare at the one on the class poster and poke at it.
My teacher would whisper *"Prodigy..."*

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My teacher took my phone after he caught me and said I could reclaim it next class
It was a long summer vacation

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Bin Laden's kid comes sad from school
"Dad i got an F in Geography class"
"Why is that?"
"The teacher asked me what's the tallest building in New York and i said Empire State Building"
Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies
"Let dad handle this one."

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There was a kidnapping in the local high school.
Luckily a teacher woke him up.

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Joke from my science teacher years ago...
Why should you never wear Russian nuclear underwear?
Because Chernob'll Fallout.

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What do you call a teacher that doesn't like kids coloring outside of the lines?
Border Patrol

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Today, my teacher asked me to summerize my work...
So, I took out all the parts about polar bears and eskimos.

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Earlier today, I was at the swimming pool with my gym class. The teacher yelled at me for peeing in the pool, and I replied that everyone pees in the pool
"Yeah, but not from the diving board" was his reply!

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Little Billy came to school with a broken foot
Teacher: Billy what happened to your foot?
Billy: I dropped tomatoes on it.
Teacher: Tomatoes? How could tomatoes do that?
Billy: Well, they were in a can.

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A kid hand in his homework and the teacher says,
"You're presentation is misssing."
And the kid replies with,
"Oh I'm sorry. Ladies and gentlements, my HOMEWORK"

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Teacher: class let’s do math.
Teacher: so bob has 25 candy bars he eats 10. What does bob have
Student: 15 CANDY BARS
Teacher: no bob has diabetes.

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Our orchestra teacher told us he’d throw an instrument at us if we messed up.
Wow. I can’t believe our teacher is threatening us with violins.

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I asked a millennial hipster yoga teacher to leave the room...
He said:
"Nah a ma stay."

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I finally slept with my English teacher.
Home-school is great!

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Teacher: Do you know what an esimate is?
Student: Not exactly
Teacher: correct
Student: About what?
Teacher: also correct
Student: I guess
Teacher: wow you really know your stuff

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My English teacher asked to “define money”.
I responded “something you don’t have”.

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Why are history teacher boring ?
Because they tend to Babylon

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