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A kindergarten teacher spent a few minutes each morning teaching a new word to her class.
She would tell the class the word and its meaning, then ask them to come up with a few sentences that included the word for the day.
One day, the teacher said that the word for the day was "frugal."
She explained that frugal had to do with saving, and a frugal person is one who saves.
She then asked the class to come up with a sentence for the word.
The class seemed kind of stumped, and sat there in silence for a few seconds until one little girl raised her hand.
Instead of just a sentence, she came up with a little story:
"There once was a princess who was stuck in a tall tower.
There was a spell on all of the doors, so she couldn’t get out.
One day, she heard a young prince who was walking by and singing.
The princess called out of the tower, 'Frugal me! Frugal me!'
So, the prince frugaled her and they lived happily ever after."
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Што е подалеку Was ist weiter weg Το φεγγάρι ή η Καβάλα; Две блондинки седят и си говорят: Το φεγγάρι ή η Κίνα; Две блондинки си говорят: - Муцка Q. Which is closer Duas amigas loiras conversam e uma pergunta para a outra: Deux blonds discutent. L'un d'elle dit : Unterhalten sich zwei Blondinen. "Sag mal Two blondes are sitting on a bench at the park. One says to the other Frida So I asked a blonde Det var två blondiner som satt på en kulle och filosoferade. Då sa den ena: - Vilket tror du är kortast? Till månen eller Malmö? - Dööö...?! Månen såklart! Ser du Malmö eller? Två blondiner sitter på ett berg i Örebro Två blondiner sitter på en bänk och filosoferar. Den ena frågar sin kompis: - Vilket ligger närmast oss Den ene blondine spørg den anden Kumpi on kauempana - Hva er egentlig nærmest: månen eller Afrika? - Å din tullebukk! Det er selfølgelig månen. Afrika kan man jo ikke se herfra. To blondiner snakket sammen i Oslo. Den ene spurte den andre: – Hva er nærmest? Bergen eller månen? – Månen selfølgelig! Kan du se Bergen Deux mec bourré discutent en fumant leurs cigarettes devant un bar : - A ton avis Pepíček u tabule. „Pověz mi Le pregunta una rubia a otra: - ¿Qué queda más lejos Det var två blondiner som satt på en bänk i Trollhättan och diskuterade Estaban dos chavas fresas y una le dice a la otra: - Oye Eran 2 rubias y una le pregunta a la otra Oye q queda mas lejos londres o la luna Y la otra responde tu si q eres bruta acaso ves londres - Powiedz Öğretmen emine'ye sorar: - Söyle bakalim yavrum 2 blondiner sidder og snakker... 2 blondiner sidder og snakker og pludseligt siger den ene: - Hvor er der længest til - månen eller London? Så svarer den anden med et grin: - Doorh Blondinen Der var en blondine og mand. Blodinen spørger manden hvad der ligger tættets på Двете плавуши сериозно разговараат: Па Μια ξανθιά αναρωτιέται τι είναι πιο κοντά In Erdkunde prüft die Lehrerin ihre Schulklasse auf Herz und Nieren: "Was ist näher: Der Mond oder China?" Christoph in der ersten Bank meint: "Ich glaub
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A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?"
The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then, ask your brother if he’d sleep with Brad Pitt for a million
dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that."
So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"
The mother replied, "Of course, I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great university!"
The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"
The girl replied, "Oh, good heavens! I LOVE Brad Pitt and I would sleep with him in a heartbeat. Are you nuts?"
The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"
"Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how much a million bucks would buy?"
The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his dad.
His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?"
The boy replied, "Yes, 'Potentially', you and I are sitting on three million dollars, but 'realistically', we’re living with two h***s and a future congressman."
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