School jokes, Teacher Jokes

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“It’s no good, sir,” said the hopeless pupil to his English teacher, ‘I try to learn, but everything you say goes in both ears and out the other.”
“Goes in both ears and out the other?” asked the puzzled teacher, “but you only have two ears, son.”
“You see, sir,” I’m no good at math, either!”

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What did the math teacher say to Dracula after he failed the math test?
"Can't you Count Dracula?"

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Question: Why did the teacher wear sunglasses in class?
Answer: Because he was trying to see if his son was in his class.

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The topic for my third-grade class was genetics. Smiling broadly, I pointed to my dimples and asked, “What trait do you think I passed on to my children?”
One student called out, “Wrinkles!”

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TEACHER: Did your parents help with the homework John?
JOHN: Nope, I got them wrong all by myself.

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I recently ran into an old student of mine, who said, “I always liked you. You never had favorites."
"Why thank you," I replied.
Then he concluded with, "You were mean to everyone.”

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“Alfred, if I had 20 marbles in my right pants pocket, 20 marbles in my left pants pocket, 40 marbles in my right hip pocket and 40 marbles in may left hip pocket - what would I have?”
“Heavy pants, sir!”

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What’s the difference between a school bus and a cactus? on a school bus the рriскs are on the inside.

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What is yellow and does not float well?
A School Bus

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What is green and looks like a school bus
A school bus

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What is better for bus drivers? A. Magic school bus 🚌

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Who’s a pineapple? I’m a pineapple…Yass
Teacher and kid
Kid: hey teacher: yes
Kid: would you punish me for something I didn’t do?
Teacher: of course not
Kid: well I didn’t do my homework

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Me. mom would you get mad at me for something i didn’t do. mom. no. me ok good i didn’t do my homework

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I had a dog with an eating disorder. He wouldn’t eat any of my homework.

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I tour up my homework, but I then replaced it with this copy it may look like it but trust me its diffrenet! The answers ARE RIGHT better than left!

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I wasn’t understanding what I had to do for homework, so my teacher said “ Let me break it down for you like the twin towers.”

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I was sitting in math class, and our teacher doesn’t like it if we don’t work on math in his class. So I did science homework on top of a math book

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Whats the difference between homework and a hоокеr? They both start with an “H” but we all know what one we would like to do.

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