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Hi! This is a good prank I did! Okay My sister has this crush and his name is Braylon so he text my sister saying he wants to hang out with her which I think means date so anyway I did this My text said “Hi braylon, I can’t hang out today…or the other day because I have homework, so please no hang out!” this is super wrong but funny! Braylon text back and said “Fine I can help” and I text back and said “Oh will come here around 10:00” And my sister did not know he was comeing…she was so embarrsed she was still in her night gown! HAHAHAH. O to the k bye thats the prankster!!!

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What do whales use to rub out a mistake in their homework? Their Blubber

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What do you call an English teacher who used to have anxiety?
Past tense.

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My music teacher told me to stay on key
I said "pitch please"

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What did the music teacher say to the student with social problems?
Just B♮.

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After My Music Lesson, My Teacher Said I Should Be Tenor
Tenor twelve feet away from her.

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A teacher asked me why my daughter's name was so weird...
She asked why I had spelled it like E. M. M. A instead of just Emma, and I said that it describes the phrase that I told people when I let them know my SO was pregnant,
"Everyone. Makes. Mistakes. Alright?"

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An English class is writing an essay
One of the students asks how long the essay should be.
The teacher responds, "Like a skirt. Long enough to cover the subject, but short enough to keep me interested".

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My teacher said I'd never be any good at poetry because of my dyslexia
But so far I've made a vase and two jugs

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A computer science major goes to his English professor and says "I've found a fault in the English language and I need an entomologist."
"Don't you mean an etymologist?" the teacher asks.
"No," the student replies. "It's a bug, not a feature."

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Teacher: Use dandelion in the sentence
Kid *Jamaican accent*: The cheetah is faster dandelion

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The teacher tells the class:
'Whoever gets the next question right, can go home early.'
Benjamin throws his pencil to the front of the class. Teacher picks it up and asks:
'Who was that?'
Benjamin:
'Me, good day.'

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When I was in kindergarten, I liked the shape of the seventh letter of the alphabet so much, I would just stare at the one on the class poster and poke at it.
My teacher would whisper *"Prodigy..."*

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My teacher took my phone after he caught me and said I could reclaim it next class
It was a long summer vacation

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The year 2120 in a classroom.
Teacher:
"That anti-vaccination movement eventually died out in the beginning of the 21st century."
Student:
"I'm glad they finally came to their senses."
Teacher:
"No. It was Роliо."

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Bin Laden's kid comes sad from school
"Dad i got an F in Geography class"
"Why is that?"
"The teacher asked me what's the tallest building in New York and i said Empire State Building"
Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies
"Let dad handle this one."

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There was a kidnapping in the local high school.
Luckily a teacher woke him up.

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Joke from my science teacher years ago...
Why should you never wear Russian nuclear underwear?
Because Chernob'll Fallout.

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