A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked. “What’s the problem Carol? I hope it’s not homework again.”
“Well, uh, yes, it is,” replied Carol “I was sтuрid and made my homework paper into a paper airplane.”
“Carol, you’re right, that wasn’t a very bright thing to do,” said the teacher, “but his once I’ll let your just unfold the paper and hand it in.”
“Oh, but that won’t work,” said Carol, looking even sadder. “You see, the plane was hijacked
Two southern ladies are sitting at the country club by the pool. The first southern lady says,
"When I had my first child, my husband bought me a diamond ring." The second lady says,
"Well, isn't that nice."
The first lady says,
"When my second child was born, my husband took me on a cruise." The second lady says,"well isn't that nice The first lady continues, "When my third child was born, my husband took me on a trip around the world." And the second lady says, once again, "Well, isn't that nice."
The first lady asks, "Well, what did your husband get you when your first child was born?" The second lady repiles, "My husband sent me to finishing school." The first lady asks, "Well why did he do that?" And the second lady says,
"So I could learn to say ‘Well isn't that nice,’ instead of ‘F**K YOU’!"