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Jоск Воотy Call... Maneuver:
Hey ваве, I'd like to try the Down and In maneuver on you. High five!

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Jоск Воотy Call... Muscle:
Hey ваве, I think I pulled a groin muscle. Or was that you? High five!

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Jоск Воотy Call... Pass:
Hey ваве, please don't let this be an incomplete pass. High five!

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Jоск Воотy Call... Positions:
Hey ваве, soccer players know eleven positions! High five!

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Jоск Воотy Call... Low Post:
I'm going to back you into the low post for an easy finger roll. High five!

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Jоск Воотy Call... Shooting:
Hey ваве, with you, I'd like to try some inside shooting. High five!

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Jоск Воотy Call... Shot:
Hey ваве, I have a shot I'd like to drive to your basket. High five!

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Jоск Воотy Call... Slide:
Hey ваве, you make me wanna slide into third! High five!

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Soccer Воотy Call... Last:
All you need to know is that I last for at least 90 minutes. Goooaaalll!

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Soccer Воотy Call... Brazil:
Can I see your Brazilian? Goooaaalll!

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Jоск Воотy Call... Split:
Hey ваве, I'd love to split your uprights. High five!

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Jоск Воотy Call... Tight End:
I'm looking for a tight end that plays like a wide receiver. High five!

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Two fraternity brothers...
Two fraternity brothers decide to go sailing one afternoon and become lost. After twenty hours with nothing to eat or drink, one of them spots a lamp floating by. He picks it up and a genie pops out. The genie notices the poor condition of the brothers and grants them one wish between the two of them.
After a lot of arguing over who gets the wish, one of them blurts out, "I wish the ocean was made of вееr."
Magically, the ocean turns to вееr.
Infuriated, the other guy yells, "You idiот! Now we have to рiss in the boat!"

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If you and I were squirrels, I could bust a nut in your hole.

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Jоск Воотy Call... Walk:
If you make it to third base, I'll go ahead and walk you home. High five!

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What's OJ Got?
What does OJ have that every man wants?
A Heisman trophy and a dead ex-wife!

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We're in this trophy shop, right?
There's trophies everywhere, shelves and shelves of trophies. My dad looks around and goes, 'This guy's really good.'

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There once was a man who decided to go scuba diving one day.
So he went to the deepest part of the beach, got on his gear, and went underwater. He decides to go down 20 feet, and there he sees another guy with no equipment on. The man thought this was strange but we forgot about it and went down another 20 feet. There, he sees the same guy down there with no gear on. But the man decided to forget about it and go down another 20 feet. When he does, he sees the same guy 60 feet underwater with no gear on. Finally the man writes a note asking this guy how he can go so deep underwater without any gear. The guy writes back, ''Because I'm drowning, a**hole!''

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