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Jоск Воотy Call... Love Bowl:
Congratulations, you've ranked high enough in the polls to play in my Love Bowl. High five!

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Jоск Воотy Call... Maneuver:
Hey ваве, I'd like to try the Down and In maneuver on you. High five!

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Jоск Воотy Call... Muscle:
Hey ваве, I think I pulled a groin muscle. Or was that you? High five!

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Jоск Воотy Call... Penalty:
I'm going to have to penalize you fifteen yards for unnecessary hotness. High five!

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Jоск Воотy Call... Positions:
Hey ваве, soccer players know eleven positions! High five!

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Jоск Воотy Call... Low Post:
I'm going to back you into the low post for an easy finger roll. High five!

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Jоск Воотy Call... Shooting:
Hey ваве, with you, I'd like to try some inside shooting. High five!

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Jоск Воотy Call... Shot:
Hey ваве, I have a shot I'd like to drive to your basket. High five!

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Jоск Воотy Call... Slide:
Hey ваве, you make me wanna slide into third! High five!

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Soccer Воотy Call... Last:
All you need to know is that I last for at least 90 minutes. Goooaaalll!

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Soccer Воотy Call... Brazil:
Can I see your Brazilian? Goooaaalll!

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Jоск Воотy Call... Split:
Hey ваве, I'd love to split your uprights. High five!

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A hunter saves an Indian chief being chased by a grizzly bear in the woods. The chief invites the hunter back to his camp to celebrate and reward the hunter for saving his life.
At the celebration, the Indian chief says to the hunter, "I have a special surprise for you: 500 of my prettiest Indian maidens. You look at all of them and choose one. She will be your wife."
The chief clapped his hands and 500 young, beautiful Indian maidens appeared, торlеss, before them. With closer inspection, the hunter notices that none of them have niррlеs on their вrеаsтs.
"Why don't these maidens have niррlеs on their вrеаsтs?" he asks the chief.
The chief turns to the hunter with surprise:"What - you've never heard of the Indian Niррlе-less 500?"

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Two fraternity brothers...
Two fraternity brothers decide to go sailing one afternoon and become lost. After twenty hours with nothing to eat or drink, one of them spots a lamp floating by. He picks it up and a genie pops out. The genie notices the poor condition of the brothers and grants them one wish between the two of them.
After a lot of arguing over who gets the wish, one of them blurts out, "I wish the ocean was made of вееr."
Magically, the ocean turns to вееr.
Infuriated, the other guy yells, "You idiот! Now we have to рiss in the boat!"

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If you and I were squirrels, I could bust a nut in your hole.

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Jоск Воотy Call... Walk:
If you make it to third base, I'll go ahead and walk you home. High five!

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What's OJ Got?
What does OJ have that every man wants?
A Heisman trophy and a dead ex-wife!

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We're in this trophy shop, right?
There's trophies everywhere, shelves and shelves of trophies. My dad looks around and goes, 'This guy's really good.'

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