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My wife crashed her car yesterday. She told the Police that the man she collided with was on his mobile and drinking вееr from a can at the time.
The Police said that the gentleman was entitled to do what ever he wanted in his own back garden.

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A man got in a bad car accident. He was at risk of losing his arm. The doctors had to perform complicated surgery on his arm. The man’s wife visited after the surgery. The doctor came up to her and said:
"I have good news and bad news."
The wife said:
"What’s the good news?
“We managed to save his arm.”
“What’s the bad news?”
“We couldn’t save the rest of him.”

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Why did the snail paint a big “S” on his car?
Because he wanted people to say look at that S car go when he rolled by.

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Ford escord Ford falcon Ford fiesta Ford mustang Ford escape Ford focus

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Green car parking only

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this panel Identifies as blue

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This is what irony means. You buy an electric car to save the planet and a tree kills it!

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The police in my town just installed this speed radar. The police in my town also have the maturity level of a teenage boy. Speed limit 30. 69 Nice!

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Hey Mercedes, I feel cold. Mercedes : ok, let me set the temperature on 22°C. Hey Dacia, I feel cold Dacia: me too

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BMW Drivers

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Welcome to Edmonton, where if you miss an exit you may as well go on vacation

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Stay away from this guy

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Patience, Ted. Patience.

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Normally, I'd have questions.. But after the last 3 years, I think I'll just keep driving.

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Ugly but af foro - able

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Although historians can't explain it, there was a solid five-year period in the 80s where the most desired look for a woman was

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Advanced parking solutions

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Uhhhh, that's not good

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