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Why did the snail paint a big “S” on his car?
Because he wanted people to say look at that S car go when he rolled by.

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I worked hard, so my car can have a better life

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Ford escord Ford falcon Ford fiesta Ford mustang Ford escape Ford focus

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this panel Identifies as blue

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This is what irony means. You buy an electric car to save the planet and a tree kills it!

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The police in my town just installed this speed radar. The police in my town also have the maturity level of a teenage boy. Speed limit 30. 69 Nice!

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Hey Mercedes, I feel cold. Mercedes : ok, let me set the temperature on 22°C. Hey Dacia, I feel cold Dacia: me too

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BMW Drivers

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Welcome to Edmonton, where if you miss an exit you may as well go on vacation

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Stay away from this guy

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Pentagon, Hexagon, Octagon, Yourmoneygon

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Patience, Ted. Patience.

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Ugly but af foro - able

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Although historians can't explain it, there was a solid five-year period in the 80s where the most desired look for a woman was

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Advanced parking solutions

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Uhhhh, that's not good

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Car for sale 25,000 b. C. Roadster... Rust free, air blows cold, foot brakes, well under ten million miles. Wood body panels original seats.. This is a solid car!!

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Officer: do you know why I've stopped you today, sir? Carl: because I let you

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