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Car for sale 25,000 b. C. Roadster... Rust free, air blows cold, foot brakes, well under ten million miles. Wood body panels original seats.. This is a solid car!!

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Officer: do you know why I've stopped you today, sir? Carl: because I let you

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Alcohol does great things! Тerrible, yes, but great

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My Mexican friend asked me "what do you call a Mexican that lost his car?"
I answered "Carlos.".

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Potholes ahead Remove dentures 1 km Fasten вrа straps

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X32 22A

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There are multiple reasons to lower your car this is one of them

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Ive seen a lot in my life, but never a smoking car holding a selfie stick.

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Hearse - Ferrari

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I wonder if I'll slip?! I wonder if I'll have school?! I wonder if my car will start. Winter wonderland

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Tesla owners after setting theib car on fire, blaming vandals, and using insurance money to buy a hyundai

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If you can read this my wife has fallen off

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Yo' mama so sтuрid, she got hit by a parked car.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, I had to take a train and two buses just to get on her good side.

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Yo' Mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles on the street, cars slow down.

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Q: What is the only way to keep your money from the casinos in Las Vegas?
A: When you get off the plane, walk into the propellers.

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Children in the backseat can cause accidents.
Accidents in the backseat can cause children.

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Classic Воотy Call... Airport:
Is there an airport nearby, or is that my heart taking off?

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