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Yo mama's so fат she uses two greyhound buses as rollerblades.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, she shaves with a lawnmower.

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Yo' Mama is so poor, when I put out my cigarette in her kitchen, she yelled, "Who turned off the heat?"

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Yo' Mama is so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

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Yo' mama so old, her social security number is two!

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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, she thinks her binoculars are opera glasses.

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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, she studied for her blood test.

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Your mama's so sтuрid she tripped over a line on a basketball court.

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Yo' Mama is so poor, she dumpster dives for your birthday presents.

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How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?
Yeah, I used to cut class a lot too. Let me smell that shirt - don't worry, it's good for another week. Go ahead and keep that stray dog, honey. I'll be glad to feed and walk him every day. That outfit isn't sеxy enough, here, unbutton your blouse. Why don't you hitchhike? It would totally be cheaper. The curfew is just a general time to shoot for. It's not like I'm running a prison around here. Don't clean your room so often. It makes the rest of the house look bad. Can I borrow your new speed metal CDs? Naw, you don't have to call me, I'll eventually figure it out if you're in trouble.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, she wears a watch on each arm - one for each time zone she's in.

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Yo momma is so sтuрid she threw a ball at the ground and missed.

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Yo momma's so fат, when she was floating in the ocean, Spain claimed her for the new world.

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Yo momma's so fат, the Hogwarts Sorting Hat put her in all 4 houses!

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Yo momma's so fат, when I swerved to avoid her in the street I ran outta gas.

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Yo momma's so sтuрid, she tried to hug her reflection in the pool thinking it was her long lost twin, and drowned.

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Yo momma's so fат, she played the role of the boulder in the first Indiana Jones movie.

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Yo momma's so sтuрid she thought Taco Веll was the Mexican phone company.

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