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Yo' Mama's so ugly, if ugly were bricks, she could build homes for all the homeless.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, her first word was "more."

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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, she didn't want the window seat on her flight because she thought the breeze might mess up her hair.

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Yo' Mama's teeth are so busted, she can kiss yo' daddy and comb her mustache at the same time.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, she has to make a long distance call to talk to herself.

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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, she saw a "Wet Floor" sign and did what it said.

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Yo' Mama is so ugly, the tide wouldn't even take her out.

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Yo' Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, the pigeons throw her bread.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, instead lint in her belly button, she's gathered full sweaters.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, she can't lift her own spirit.

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Yo' Mama is so poor, her tv only has two channels: on and not working.

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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, when you were born, she saw the umbilical cord and said, "Hey, it comes with cable."

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Yo' mama so fат, that when she wears a yellow rain jacket, people think she's a taxi cab.

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Yo' mama so sтuрid, she got locked in a supermarket and starved to death!

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Yo' Mama is so fат, when she walked past the TV, I missed a two-hour special of "Lost."

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Yo' mama so fат, people exercise by doing laps 'round her!

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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, when she heard that Christmas was around the corner, she went looking for it.

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Yo mama is so dumb she stuck a battery up her вuтт and said, "I got energy!"

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