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Yo' Mama's glasses are so thick, when she looks on a map, she sees people waving.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, if she were one of the three little pigs, she'd say, "Not by the hair on my 26 chins."

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Yo' Mama is so fат, when she goes to a buffet, she pulls up a chair.

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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, she thought Master P was a special restroom.

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Yo' Mama is so skinny, when she eats jelly beans, tabloids report on her "baby bump."

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Yo' Mama is so old, she has to sсrеw on her underpants around her wrinkles.

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Yo' Mama is so dirтy, she makes Speedstick slow down and think about it.

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Yo' Mama is so poor, all you got for Christmas was a video of other kids playing with toys.

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Yo' Mama is so poor, when asked to use the bathroom, she handed me a shovel and opened the back door.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, when she goes to a restaurant, instead of a menu, she gets an estimate.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, when she went bungee jumping, she collapsed the bridge.

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Yo' Mama is so skinny, she has to run around the shower to get the water to hit her.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, when she throws her shadow, it breaks the sidewalk.

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Yo' Mama is so stanky, monkeys throw роор on her at the zoo.

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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, she thought menopause was a button on the DVD player.

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Yo' Mama is so ugly, her smile makes puppies whimper.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, she broke wind at a cookout and started a forest fire.

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Yo' Mama is so stanky, she used Odor-Eaters and completely disappeared.

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