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Yo momma's so fат she puts a cup of water in the bathtub and it still overflows!

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Yo Momma's so poor I stepped in a puddle, and her head popped out and said, "WHAT ARE YOU DOINF IN MY BATHTUB!? "

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Yo momma's so sтuрid, she thought Dickies were condoms for kids.

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Yo momma's so fат, that when she rubs her thighs together, I smell bacon.

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Yo momma's so hairy when she went too the zoo everybody screamed, "The gorilla's loose! "

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Yo momma's so poor that she has to liск people's fingers when they come out of KFC!

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Yo momma's so dumb, when your aunt had twins, she asked yo momma to name them. She named one Denise, and the other Denephew.

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Yo momma's so fат, when we asked her what her hometown is, she said, "Buffet. "

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Yo momma's so fат, when she ordered a water bed, they put a blanket over the Atlantic Ocean.

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Yo momma's so ugly, they filmed "Gorillas in the Мisт" in her shower.

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Yo momma's so fат, when she jumped for joy she got stuck!

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Yo momma's so cross-eyed, she went to a movie and thought it was a double feature.

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Yo momma's so ugly, she gotta be yo momma.

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Yo momma's so fат, she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck!

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Yo momma's so fат she passed the window and we lost light for 4 days.

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Yo momma's so old, she was told to act her own age, and she died.

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Yo momma's so fат, she wears a watch on each arm. One for each time zone.

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Yo momma's so dumb, the psychic hotline only charges her half price to read her mind!

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