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Yo momma's so fат, when I said I wanted "pigs in a blanket," she got back in bed.

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Yo momma's so old, they had to take her тамроn to the natural history museum to find out what period it came from.

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Yo momma's so dumb she doesn't know which date 9/11 is on.

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Yo momma's so fат, when she died in Call of Duty, the other player got a 10 кill streak!

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Yo momma's so fат, when she walks backwards you hear, "Beep! Beep! Beep!"

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Yo momma's so fат, when she runs, she makes the CD player skip at the radio station.

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Yo momma's so dirтy, even roaches won't live with her.

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Yo momma's so old, when she was young, rainbows were black and white.

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Yo momma's so fат, that when she goes out to a restaurant, she looks at the menu and says, "sounds good. "

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Yo momma's so fат, they sent her into space and she clogged up a black hole!

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Yo momma's so poor, ya'll ate cereal with a fork so that you could save milk!

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Yo momma's so fат, she wore a red sweater and everyone thought she was the Kool-Aid man.

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Yo momma's so fат, when she put on high-heels and walked out onto the street, she struck oil!

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Yo momma's so fат, every time she turns around it's her next birthday.

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Yo momma's so fат, her yearbook picture is an aerial photograph.

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Yo momma's so old, Jurassic Park brought back memories.

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Yo momma's so old, she still owes Моsеs a dollar.

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Yo momma's so old, she sat in front of Jesus in first grade.

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