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Yo momma's so old, she has Roman Numerals on her birth certificate.

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Yo momma's like the Pillsbury Doughboy, everybody pokes her.

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Yo momma's so old, she farts out mummy dust.

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Yo momma's so ugly, they push her face into the dough mixture when making monster cookies.

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Yo momma's so ugly, hotel managers use her picture to keep away the rats.

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Yo momma's so fат, she sat on a Nintendo GameCube and it turned into a Game Boy.

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Yo momma's so poor, I walked into her home, asked if I could use her toilet, and she said, "Sure thing, it's the fourth tree on your right. "

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Yo momma's so hairy, she could be sold as a Chia Pet.

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Yo momma's so old, when Моsеs parted the Red Sea, she was on the other side fishing.

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Yo momma's so fат, when we played hide and seek, I spotted her behind the Himalayas.

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Yo momma's so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

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Yo momma's so fат, the only thing that's attracted to her is gravity.

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Yo momma's so fат, I tried to walk around her and got lost.

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Yo momma's so fат, her stomach got a cell phone to call her mouth when it's time to eat.

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Yo momma's so smelly, an old blind geezer walking by asked her, "Yo, how much for the shrimp platter? "

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Yo momma's so old, when I asked for her ID, she handed me a rock

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Yo momma's so old, the fire department is on standby when you light her birthday cake.

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Yo momma's so bucked toothed, when she bowed her head to pray, she bit a hole in her chest.

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