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Yo momma's so dumb, it takes her an hour and a half to make minute rice.

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Yo momma's so ugly, she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.

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Yo momma's so sтuрid, she ordered a cheeseburger from McDonald's and said, "Hold the cheese. "

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Yo momma's so poor, when I rang her doorbell, she said, "Ding-dоng. "

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Yo momma's so sтuрid, that when I saw her shouting in my mailbox, she said she leaving me a voicemail.

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Yo momma's so black, it looks like she's been swimming in soy sauce!

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Yo momma's so big, that when she stops walking, she has to put her hazard lights on.

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Yo momma's so fат, when she tripped in Ohio, Tokyo had an aftershock.

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Yo momma's so poor, when I told her about the Last Supper, she thought the food stamps had run out.

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Yo momma's so poor, I went through her front door and tripped over the back fence.

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Yo momma's so fат, she wears a VCR as a beeper.

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Yo momma's so fат, she has to iron her clothes in the driveway.

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Yo momma's so fат, when she sits down, she's three feet taller.

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Yo momma's so strong, she can drink peanut butter!

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Yo momma's so broke, she got an eviction notice on her car.

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Yo momma's so fат, she put on a Malcolm X T-shirt, and a helicopter tried to land on her.

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Yo momma's so old, her first job was as Cain and Abel's baby-sitter.

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Yo momma's so fат, the whale from Free Willy freed her!

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