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Yo momma's so sтuрid, she tried to drop acid, but the car battery fell on her foot.

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Yo momma's so ugly, instead of around the ankles, they put the bungee jumping cord around her neck.

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Yo momma's so ugly, they put her in the chimp enclosure to stop the chimpanzee's from jerking off!

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Yo momma's so sтuрid, she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.

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Yo momma's so sтuрid, she asked me what jeans I wear. I said, "Guess" and she said, "Wrangler?"

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Yo momma's so sтuрid, when I asked her to purchase me a color television, she asked me, "Which color? "

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Yo momma's so poor, when I visited her trailer, two cockroaches tripped me and a rat tried to steal my wallet.

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Yo momma's so poor, she watches television on an Etch A Sketch.

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Yo Momma's so fат that when she put on a yellow shirt a kid yelled," Hey! there's the school bus!"

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Yo momma's so poor, she hangs the toilet paper out to dry.

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Yo momma's so sтuрid, she makes Homer Simpson look like a Nobel Prize winner.

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Yo momma's so fат that her Patronus is a cake.

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Yo momma's so poor, when she asked me over to dinner, I took a paper plate from the kitchen and she screamed, "Don't use the good china! "

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Yo momma's so poor, I visited her house, tore down the cob webs, and she screamed, "Who's tearing down the drapes! "

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Yo momma's so poor, I asked her where the facilities were and she replied, "Pick a corner, any corner. "

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Yo mamma is so fат, her diet pills say M & M.

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Yo mama so dumb, she thought seaweed was something that fish smoked.

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yo mama so sтuрid she put her head in a mailbox and talked we asked her whats she was doing she said shes sending a voicemail

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