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Yo mamas so fат she eats cereal with a shovel

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Yo mama is so fат when she went on a rowing machine it sank.

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you moma is so old that she has jesus in her year book

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Yo Momma IS SO FАТ WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER YOU GET LOST!

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Yo mama's so fат, she made weight watchers go blind.

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What do women and Slinkies have in common?
Not really too much, but you can't help but сrаск a smile when one tumbles down the stairs.

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Yo mamma so fат she doesn't play temple run she plays temple roll.

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Yo Momma's so fат she sank the Titanic!

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Yo mama so fат it took nationwide 3 years to get on her side.

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Your mama so old she sat next to Моsеs in the second grade.

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Yo momma is so fат, she can occupy wall street all by herself.

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Yo momma is so sтuрid, she thinks the Salvation Army has tanks and machine guns.

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Yo momma so gross, her shadow leaves a grease trail.

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Yo momma is so ugly that when she walked into Wal-Mart they turned off the security cameras.

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Yo mama so fат the only reason she took algebra in high school was because she heard there was gonna be some pi.

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Yo momma is so dumb she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl.

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Yo momma is so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex

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Yo mamma so fат, when she plays paintball her teammates hide behind her.

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