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In His Image Schönheits OPs Αγνώριστη Лежи една жена в реанимацията A 45 year old woman had a heart attack and was immediately transported to the hospital. Eine mittelalte Frau hatte einen Herzanfall und wurde zum Spital gebracht. Wie sie am Operationstisch lag Uma mulher foi levada às pressas para a UTI de um Hospital. Lá chegando Een vrouw van 46 krijgt een hartaanval en ligt in het hospitaal. Terwijl ze op de operatietafel ligt Kadının biri çok sağlıklıyken birgün kalp krizi geçirir ve acilen ameliyata alırlar ameliyat esnasında rüya görür ve rüyasında şeytanı görür ve şeytana sorar: - kaç yıllık ömrüm kaldı. diye... C'est une vieille dame de 75 ans qui a une vision une nuit In surgery for a heart attack Llevan a Emily de emergencia al hospital pues ha sufrido un paro cardíaco. La llevan de inmediato al quirófano Una mujer de 27 años Unei babe ii apare Dumnezeu in vis si ii spune ca o sa mai traiasca 35 de ani. A doua zi baba merge la o clinica de chirurgie estetica si isi face lifting facial Był sobie facet bardzo brzydki Una giovane donna si ammala e deve essere sottoposta ad un difficile intervento chirurgico. Durante l'operazione vede Dio e gli chiede: "Morirò?" Dio la tranquillizza: "Non ti preoccupare Una donna di 70 anni va in paradiso e Dio gli dice: "Facciamo così... Ti rimando indietro di 35 anni così hai ancora degli anni a disposizione" La donna ringrazia il Signore e torna sulla terra....
A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.
While on the operating table she had a near death experience.
Seeing God, she asked if this was it.
God said, 'No you have another 43 years, 2 months, and 8 days to live.'
Upon recovery the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face lift, liposuction, вrеаsт augmentation, tummy tuck, etc.
She even had someone come in and change her hair color, figuring since she had so much more time to live, she might as well make the most of it.
She got out of the hospital after the last operation and while crossing the street was killed by an ambulance speeding to the hospital.
Arriving in front of God, she demanded, 'I thought you said I had another 40 Years?'
God replied,'I didn't recognize you.'
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In His Image Schönheits OPs Αγνώριστη Лежи една жена в реанимацията A 45 year old woman had a heart attack and was immediately transported to the hospital. Eine mittelalte Frau hatte einen Herzanfall und wurde zum Spital gebracht. Wie sie am Operationstisch lag Uma mulher foi levada às pressas para a UTI de um Hospital. Lá chegando Een vrouw van 46 krijgt een hartaanval en ligt in het hospitaal. Terwijl ze op de operatietafel ligt Kadının biri çok sağlıklıyken birgün kalp krizi geçirir ve acilen ameliyata alırlar ameliyat esnasında rüya görür ve rüyasında şeytanı görür ve şeytana sorar: - kaç yıllık ömrüm kaldı. diye... C'est une vieille dame de 75 ans qui a une vision une nuit In surgery for a heart attack Llevan a Emily de emergencia al hospital pues ha sufrido un paro cardíaco. La llevan de inmediato al quirófano Una mujer de 27 años Unei babe ii apare Dumnezeu in vis si ii spune ca o sa mai traiasca 35 de ani. A doua zi baba merge la o clinica de chirurgie estetica si isi face lifting facial Był sobie facet bardzo brzydki Una giovane donna si ammala e deve essere sottoposta ad un difficile intervento chirurgico. Durante l'operazione vede Dio e gli chiede: "Morirò?" Dio la tranquillizza: "Non ti preoccupare Una donna di 70 anni va in paradiso e Dio gli dice: "Facciamo così... Ti rimando indietro di 35 anni così hai ancora degli anni a disposizione" La donna ringrazia il Signore e torna sulla terra....
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