In His Image
Schönheits OPs
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Лежи една жена в реанимацията
A 45 year old woman had a heart attack and was immediately transported to the hospital.
Eine mittelalte Frau hatte einen Herzanfall und wurde zum Spital gebracht. Wie sie am Operationstisch lag
Uma mulher foi levada às pressas para a UTI de um Hospital. Lá chegando
Een vrouw van 46 krijgt een hartaanval en ligt in het hospitaal. Terwijl ze op de operatietafel ligt
Kadının biri çok sağlıklıyken birgün kalp krizi geçirir ve acilen ameliyata alırlar ameliyat esnasında rüya görür ve rüyasında şeytanı görür ve şeytana sorar: - kaç yıllık ömrüm kaldı. diye...
C'est une vieille dame de 75 ans qui a une vision une nuit
A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God
Llevan a Emily de emergencia al hospital pues ha sufrido un paro cardíaco. La llevan de inmediato al quirófano
Una mujer de 27 años
Unei babe ii apare Dumnezeu in vis si ii spune ca o sa mai traiasca 35 de ani. A doua zi baba merge la o clinica de chirurgie estetica si isi face lifting facial
Był sobie facet bardzo brzydki
Una giovane donna si ammala e deve essere sottoposta ad un difficile intervento chirurgico. Durante l'operazione vede Dio e gli chiede: "Morirò?" Dio la tranquillizza: "Non ti preoccupare
Una donna di 70 anni va in paradiso e Dio gli dice: "Facciamo così... Ti rimando indietro di 35 anni così hai ancora degli anni a disposizione" La donna ringrazia il Signore e torna sulla terra....
In surgery for a heart attack, a middle-aged woman has a vision of God by her bedside. “Will I die?” she asks. God says, “No. You have 30 more years to live.” With 30 years to look forward to, she decides to make the best of it. So since she’s in the hospital, she gets вrеаsт implants, liposuction, a tummy tuck, hair transplants, and collagen injections in her lips. She looks great! The day she’s discharged, she exits the hospital with a swagger, crosses the street, and is immediately hit by an ambulance and killed. Up in heaven, she sees God. “You said I had 30 more years to live,” she complains. “That’s true,” says God. “So what happened?” she asks. God shrugs, “I didn’t recognize you.”
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In His Image
Schönheits OPs
Αγνώριστη
Лежи една жена в реанимацията
A 45 year old woman had a heart attack and was immediately transported to the hospital.
Eine mittelalte Frau hatte einen Herzanfall und wurde zum Spital gebracht. Wie sie am Operationstisch lag
Uma mulher foi levada às pressas para a UTI de um Hospital. Lá chegando
Een vrouw van 46 krijgt een hartaanval en ligt in het hospitaal. Terwijl ze op de operatietafel ligt
Kadının biri çok sağlıklıyken birgün kalp krizi geçirir ve acilen ameliyata alırlar ameliyat esnasında rüya görür ve rüyasında şeytanı görür ve şeytana sorar: - kaç yıllık ömrüm kaldı. diye...
C'est une vieille dame de 75 ans qui a une vision une nuit
A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God
Llevan a Emily de emergencia al hospital pues ha sufrido un paro cardíaco. La llevan de inmediato al quirófano
Una mujer de 27 años
Unei babe ii apare Dumnezeu in vis si ii spune ca o sa mai traiasca 35 de ani. A doua zi baba merge la o clinica de chirurgie estetica si isi face lifting facial
Był sobie facet bardzo brzydki
Una giovane donna si ammala e deve essere sottoposta ad un difficile intervento chirurgico. Durante l'operazione vede Dio e gli chiede: "Morirò?" Dio la tranquillizza: "Non ti preoccupare
Una donna di 70 anni va in paradiso e Dio gli dice: "Facciamo così... Ti rimando indietro di 35 anni così hai ancora degli anni a disposizione" La donna ringrazia il Signore e torna sulla terra....