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What do bees comb their hair with?
A honey comb!
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Coach:
"Why are you late for the game?"
Caterpillar:
"I had to put my shoes on."
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What magazine does the big bad wolf read.
Porks Illustrated
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Unterschied Hund und Katze ΣΚΕΨΕΙΣ Σκέψεις κατοικίδιων Какво си мисли кучето: Кучето си мисли: " Ето моя собственик...Грижи се за мен, храни ме, играе си с мен, ..Сигурно е Бог!" Los perros piensan: "Los seres humanos son benévolos, me dan de comer y cuidan de mí; deben de ser Dioses." Los Gatos piensan: "Los seres humanos son benévolos, me dan de comer y cuidan de mí;... Le chien pense: Ils me nourrissent, ils me soignent, ils doivent être des dieux. Le chat pense: Ils me nourrissent, ils me soignent, je dois être un dieu. Ero kissan ja koiran välillä. - Koira ajattelee: Tuo ihminen hoitaa minnua, ruokkii minut ja on minulle muutenkin hyvä. Hän on jumala! - Kissa ajattelee: Tuo ihminen hoitaa minnua, ruokkii minut ja... Egy kutya gondolatai: - Itt lakom ezzel az emberrel, aki etet engem, meleg szállást biztosít, simogat és szeret engem. Ezek szerint ő az Isten! Egy macska gondolatai: - Itt lakom ezzel az emberrel.... Šuo: Jis mane maitina, Jis manimi rūpinasi, Jis suteikia man pastogę, Jis turbūt Dievas!Katinas: Jis mane maitina, Jis manimi rūpinasi, Jis suteikia man pastogę, Aš turbūt Dievas! Пес: — Він мене годує, він про мене дбає, він дає мені дах над головою - мабуть, він Бог! Кішка: — Він мене годує, він про мене дбає, він дає мені дах над головою - мабуть, я Бог! Pes: „Pán mě krmí, stará se o mě, dává mi střechu nad hlavou - určitě to je Bůh!” Kočka: „Pán mě krmí, stará se o mě, dává mi střechu nad hlavou - určitě jsem Bůh!” Hva er forskjellen på hunder og katter? Hunder tenker: - ”Mennesker er snille, gir meg mat og tar vare på meg, så de må være guder.” Katter tenker: - ”Mennesker er snille, gir meg mat og tar vare...
What is the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs think, "Humans are benevolent, they feed me and take care of me, so they must be Gods. Cats think, "Humans are benevolent, they feed me and take care of me, so I must be God."
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Why is a swordfish's nose 11 inches long?
Because if it were 12 inches long, it would be a foot!
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What says "Eoo?"
A соw with no lips.
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What do you do with a dog that doesn’t have any legs? You take him for a drag.
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Two nuns from Ireland come to tour New York City. Before they come, they hear that Americans eat dogs, so they both agree to try it when they arrive. As they're walking around New York, they hear, "Hot Dogs! Get your hot dogs!" They rush over to get one! As the first nun opens hers, her face turns white and she gasps, "What part did you get?!"
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Where do cows go on friday night?
To the MOOOOOvies
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Where do sharks go on their holidays?
Finland.
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Why are frogs so happy? A Because they eat everything that bugs them.
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A woman answered the doorbell with a man standing on her porch. The man said,
"I'm terribly sorry. I just ran over your cat and I would like to replace it for you." The woman replied, "Well that's alright with me, but how are you at catching mice?"
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What do you call a dog with metal ваlls and no hind legs?
Sparky.
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A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head. The manager runs up to the man and asks, "What are you doing?!!" The blind man replies,
"Just looking around."
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What does a pig put on its paper cut? A: Oinkment!
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Why are sharks mostly salt water creatures? Because pepper would make them sneeze.
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What did the farmer get when he crossed a centipede with a Turkey? 100 Drumsticks.
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What did Santa call his reindeer that couldn't fly? Dinner.
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