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What’s a Sheeps Favorite Song?
Baby Don’t Herd Me.

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Dad: You’re looking pretty sheepish
Son: That’s too baaaaaad

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My friend asked me to round up here 37 sheep.
I said “40”

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What is it called when young sheep bet?
LAMbling.
(havent uploaded yesterday cuz couldnt think of a joke)

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What did Homer Simpson say when he ran over a deer? DOE!

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Whaddaya got when ya got yourself a deer with no eyes?
Ya got no-eye-dear.

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When you see a deer what do you say?
Oh Deer!

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2 deer walk out of a gаy bar one says to the other, i blew like 20 bucks in there

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Three blondes were taking a walk when they stumbled on some tracks. They argued on what the tracks came from. One of them said “it’s a deer.” The other said it “No it’s a coyote.” The last one was going to give her thoughts, but that was when the train hit them.

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3 blonde were walking on a path, the first blonde said, “Hey look there are deer tracks!” The second blonde said, “No way those are totally duck tracks,” The third blonde said, “Nuh uh those are” then they got hit by a train.

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When you’re hunting at a forest resort and you shoot a deer but then you remember that there are no deer at the forest resort.

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Why dont stags by drugs? Because they are too deer.

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I was in the car and I got out and saw a deer walking sеxy an a,m like what the

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What did Mickey mouse, and Michael Jackson have in common? :
(What don’t they have in common)
Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces,

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A mouse is just like a ball bearing.
Drench them in oil, and they stop squeaking.

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How does the bunny keep his fur neat
With a hare brush

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Two cows are out grazing in the field. One соw says to the other соw, “Aren’t you worried about this mad соw disease that’s been going around?” The other соw replied, “Why would I be worried about mad соw disease? I’m a rabbit!”

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Where do rabbits eat breakfast? – IHOP.

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