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So a bear and a rabbit are in field, the bear turns to the rabbit and asks, “does your роор stick to your fur?” And the rabbit replied, “no” and the bear then picks up the rabbit and wipes his вuтт.

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How do you check that a rabbit is old?
You check how many grey hares it has

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You know why elmur fludd always came out hunting rabbits in the woods because bugs bunny would not stop flirting with his girlfriend.

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Where did my rabbit go? crunch

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I read a story about a rabbit being raised. It was a hare-raising tale!

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What is the
Politically correct term
For rabbit shit
Raisins

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What is a rabbit’s favorite type of jewelry?
Carats

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Where do rabbits take baths and wash their аssеs?

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Where can a male and female rabbit make love at? The rabbit house or the rabbit hole?

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Yo mama so dumb. She sold her car for gas money.~~ Yo mama so poor the ducks throw bread at her.

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How do fish get to school?
By the octobus.

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What do you call a cool octopus?
Tenta-cool
(tentacle)

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How would you multiply numbers in octoschool?
You Octoply obviously

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What do u call a scared octopus
A octopussy

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What did the octopus say to the other? Let’s hold hands by hands by hands by hands by hands by hands by hands by hands.

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What’s a kind of cat that lives in the water? Octopus.
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What sea creature can add up? A octoplus

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A man walks into a bar with his pet octopus and proudly claims the animal can play any musical instrument. The bartender pulls out a guitar from behind the bar and gives it to the octopus, which plays an amazing solo. Just then a scotsman walks into the bar with a set of bagpipes. The octopus grabs the instrument and wrestles around with it on the ground, flailing about making a horrible sound. The bartender says “Hey, looks like he can’t play that!”, and the octopus says, “Play it? As soon as I get it’s pajamas off, I’m gonna fuск it!”

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