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A mouse is just like a ball bearing.
Drench them in oil, and they stop squeaking.

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How does the bunny keep his fur neat
With a hare brush

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Two cows are out grazing in the field. One соw says to the other соw, “Aren’t you worried about this mad соw disease that’s been going around?” The other соw replied, “Why would I be worried about mad соw disease? I’m a rabbit!”

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So a bear and a rabbit are in field, the bear turns to the rabbit and asks, “does your роор stick to your fur?” And the rabbit replied, “no” and the bear then picks up the rabbit and wipes his вuтт.

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How do you check that a rabbit is old?
You check how many grey hares it has

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You know why elmur fludd always came out hunting rabbits in the woods because bugs bunny would not stop flirting with his girlfriend.

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I asked my dad , Why did you paint rabbits on your bald head? He replied, Because I thought it would look like hares

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Where did my rabbit go? crunch

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I read a story about a rabbit being raised. It was a hare-raising tale!

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What is the
Politically correct term
For rabbit shit
Raisins

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What is a rabbit’s favorite type of jewelry?
Carats

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Where do rabbits take baths and wash their аssеs?

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Yo mama so dumb. She sold her car for gas money.~~ Yo mama so poor the ducks throw bread at her.

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How do fish get to school?
By the octobus.

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What do you call a cool octopus?
Tenta-cool
(tentacle)

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What is the octopuses favorite shape
An octagon

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How would you multiply numbers in octoschool?
You Octoply obviously

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What do u call a scared octopus
A octopussy

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