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Actually, It isn’t a bear joke, but bear with me here…

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I told my friend that someone accused him of blowing dead bears. I said I defended him by responding that I saw 1 get up and walk away.

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Why can’t pooh bear catch a date. Because he is always talking about his honey.

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What is a monkey’s 🐒 favorite dance move?
The banana 🍌 split.

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I tried to take a fog machine, but I took the wrong one. Needless to say, it was a big мisт-take.

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This isnt a joke i just want to spread awareness of anatidaephobia

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Hi this is Chloe and i am about to tell you about my joke . why did the соw cross the road because to get to the other side.

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What’s is a duck favorite drink to sip on? Duck wine.

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A swan, a goose and a реnguin walked into a bar… I DUCKed.

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Why are birds good at social media?
Because they ‘tweet’ all the time!!!?

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What does a duck and a tablespoon have in common? Both are not a lamp.

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“Knock knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Cakatoo”
“Cakatoo who?”
“So you’re a Rooster now?”

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My bird. PRETTY BIRD! PRETTY BIRD !
Others CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP!

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What do crows use when they get a phone? a CAWing card!

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What’s the difference between a fly and a bird?
A bird can fly but a fly cannot bird

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A friend was doing bird puns on me. Then I realised that toucan play a game.

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If 4 birds are sitting on a fence and one gets shot how many are there still on the fence
None the rest fly away

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Why couldn’t anyone see the bird
Because it was in da sky’s

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