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What body part do pigs have that humans don’t have?
A hambone.

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What does an evil hen lay?
Deviled eggs! 😈🥚

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Why did the man say chickens were lucky…?
Because they get killed and eaten.

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Why did the boy put a chicken 🐔 in his garden?
He wanted to grow an eggplant.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?
It didn’t, I hit it with my car 3 blocks down

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Why did the dog 🐕 join the marching band?
Because he had his trum-воnе.

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Two men are hunting. one asks: did you ever hunt bear? the other one answers: no, but one time i went fishing in my shorts

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Actually, It isn’t a bear joke, but bear with me here…

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I told my friend that someone accused him of blowing dead bears. I said I defended him by responding that I saw 1 get up and walk away.

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Why can’t pooh bear catch a date. Because he is always talking about his honey.

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I was walking in the forrest with my gf
I had a desert eagle for protection
A bear jumped out of the bushes one shot was enough to put my gf down and it gave me enough time to run away

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What is a monkey’s 🐒 favorite dance move?
The banana 🍌 split.

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This isnt a joke i just want to spread awareness of anatidaephobia

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Hi this is Chloe and i am about to tell you about my joke . why did the соw cross the road because to get to the other side.

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What’s is a duck favorite drink to sip on? Duck wine.

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A swan, a goose and a реnguin walked into a bar… I DUCKed.

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Why are birds good at social media?
Because they ‘tweet’ all the time!!!?

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What does a duck and a tablespoon have in common? Both are not a lamp.

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