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“Knock knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Cakatoo”
“Cakatoo who?”
“So you’re a Rooster now?”

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Hey, you know those birds and lizards that feast on decaying flesh? Oh, sorry, I shouldn’t carrion about it.

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My bird. PRETTY BIRD! PRETTY BIRD !
Others CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP!

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What’s the difference between a fly and a bird?
A bird can fly but a fly cannot bird

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A friend was doing bird puns on me. Then I realised that toucan play a game.

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If 4 birds are sitting on a fence and one gets shot how many are there still on the fence
None the rest fly away

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Why couldn’t anyone see the bird
Because it was in da sky’s

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What did the mouse 🐭 say when his friend broke their teeth?
Hard cheese! 🧀

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One day a соw ate a fish
What came out the other side?
A dead fish.

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What do you call a cross between a gorilla and a monkey? – A cross.

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Monkey Man’s mortuary you stab 'em we slab 'em

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A man walks into the taxidermist with two monkeys. The taxidermist asked if he wanted them mounted. The man said, “No. Shaking hands will be fine.”

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The Tent Pole Is Up,
The Canvas Is Spread,
The Неll With Breakfast,
Come Back To Bed.
Take The Tent Pole Down,
Put The Canvas Away,
The Monkey Had A Hemorrhage,
No Circus Today

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What does 2016 and 2020 have in common?
A monkey caused worldwide outrage.

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Why did the zookeeper lose his job? for choking the chicken and spanking the monkey!

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What do mice 🐭 eat for dinner?
Mac n Cheese 🧀.

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You know I want an ADHD cure.
When?
Squirrel

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What did one squirrel say to the other ‘‘do you have any nuts’’

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