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What is mouse’s favourite movie?
Sharpay’s Fabu-mouse Adventure!

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When your mom comes in at night then sees your… Sleeping, but sees something moving so she gets a chair and wacks it then she says" I thought it was a mouse 🐁"

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Very sad today found my pet mouse ’ Elvis ’ dead this morning, he was caught in a trap .

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Mickey Mouse went to a Psychologist and told him, “I’m having problems with my girlfriend.”
The Psychologist said, “You mentioned that you think she is crazy.”
He said, “I didn’t say she was crazy, I said she’s fuскing Goofy!”

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What did the mouse say after it’s bath?
"I feel squeaky clean!

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Me, smashes mouse after losing a match, everybody at the pet race: :O

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I tried to take a picture of some fog. I мisт.

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What do you call an obnoxiously loud fog horn? A beginner saxophonist

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Why shouldn’t you play basketball 🏀 with a pig 🐷?
Because he’s a ball hog.

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What is a pig’s 🐷 favorite pie 🥧 ?
Mississippi Mud.

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What did the соw say to the fат pig? moooooooove over

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What do you say when you see a pig making bread?
He’s bacon.

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Beth was from Spain and she had a pig what did they call her
(Beth)-(la)-(ham)

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What is the oldest animal in the world?
A zebra - it is black and white.

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Nothing lasts long these days! As Confucius says - Hare today, gone tomorrow!

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How many animals can you fit in a pair of underpants??? A. A соск and a few hairs (hares)

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What happened when 800 hares got loose in the center of town?
The cops had to comb through the area.

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My mom wanted me to brush my hair.
And I just told her that even pet animals don’t like there hare brushed…

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