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What does a squid sheriff form?
An octoposse.
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What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn?
A Moles Royce.
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What are the most athletic rodents?
Track and field mice.
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What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head?
A tiger moth.
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What book did the rabbit take on vacation?
One with a hoppy ending.
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What animals do you bring to bed?
Your calves.
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Snake Bite
Είμαστε δηλητηριώδη;
Φίδια.
Δηλητηριώδη
ползут две змеи и одна у другой спрашивает: - слушай
Αχ αυτά τα φιδάκια
Разговарят две змии:
Το φιδάκι
Две змии изпълзели от един ресторант. По едно време едната видимо неспокойна
Две пьяные змеи выползают из бара. Одна говорит:
Две змии си говорят:
Last words of a highly poisonous snake?
Fragt die kleine Schlange ihre Mutter:
Treffen sich zwei Schlangen in der Wüste
Una piccola vipera va dalla sua mamma e le chiede:
The mommy Cobra with her little son are taking a “walk”. The little cobra asks; "Mommy
Was sind die letzten Worte einer Giftschlange? "Mist! Ich habe mir auf die Zunge gebissen!"
Två ormar möts bakom en sten: - Vet du om vi är giftiga? - Varför undrar du det? - Jo
Uma cobra pergunta à outra: - Será que sou muito venenosa? - Achou que sim. Por quê? - Mordi a língua.
İki laz yılan olan Temel’le İdris yolda gidiyorlarmış. Birden Temel İdris’e dönüp: "Ula İdris biz zehirli miydik yoksa zehirsiz mu?" diye sormus. İdris şaşırmış "Ula ne oldu gene" demiş. Temel de:...
İki deli kendilerini yılan sanıyorlarmış.Bir gün duvarın üzerinde güneşlenirlerken biri bağırmış; - "Eyvah dilimi ısırdım
Uma cobrinha
Duas cobras conversam: — Soube da última? — Que última? — A Najilda... — O que tem? — Morreu! — Sério? De quê? Levou uma paulada? — Não... Pior! — Tomou uma machadada? Um tiro? — Pior! Muito pior!...
Twee slangen zitten in de woestijn. De ene slang zegt tegen de andere: ‘Ik hoop niet dat ik giftig ben.’ ‘Waarom?’ vraagt de andere slang. ‘Omdat ik net op mijn tong heb gebeten!’
Се шетале две змии
¿Qué le dijo una serpiente a otra? - ¿Somos venenosas? - No
Two snakes are talking. One of them turns to the other and asks
Det var en gång två ormar som var i öknen. Plötsligt sa den ena: - Du
Doi serpi in desert: - Auzi
Doi serpi in desert. Tata si fiu. Fiul: - Tata
Yılan Temel
Un serpente va d a un altro serpente e dice: "Sssenti amico posssso farti una domanda? ma noi sserpenti ssiamo velenosssi?" L'altro serpente: "Ma non sssso perchè?!" L'altro: "No perchè mi sono...
Ci sono due serpenti uno si chiama Giovanni e l'altro Marco e Marco dice: "Giovanni qual è il serpente più velenoso?" E lui: "Sta' zitto e cammina" E ancora: "Giovanni qual è il serpente più...
2 slangen zitten in het bos. En een slang zegt tegen de anderen: Zijn wij giftig? Hoezo??zegt de ander. Ik heb net op mijn tong gebeten!
In Egitto ci sono due serpenti
İki yılan ormanda sürünerek ilerliyorlarmış. Yılanın biri
Il serpente figlio alla mamma: "Mamma
Een slang zegt tegen een andere slag "zijn we giftig"? "Hoezo"
Er lopen twee slangen door de woestijn. Zegt de ene: "Zijn wij giftig?" Zegt de ander: "Hoezo?" "Nou
Δυο φίδια συζητάνε: - Ρε συ
Twee slangen lopen door de woestijn zegt de een tegen de ander 'zijn we giftig Ja wat dan Ik heb op me tong gebeten
Šliaužia dvi gyvatės ir viena sako kitai: - Ar mes nuodingos?
Ci sono due serpenti nel prato di casa mia. Un serpente dice all'altro: - "Siamo mica velenosi?" - "No" - "E come lo fai a sapere?" - "Perché prima mi sono morso la lingua".
Δύο φίδια σέρνονται στο χώμα. Ξαφνικά γυρνάει το ένα και λέει στο άλλο: - Μήπως είμαστε δηλητηριώδη; - Όχι απαντά το άλλο
A baby snake asked it's mom
Two snakes were crawling along when one snake asked the other, "Are we poisonous?"
The other replied, "You're dаrn right we are! We're rattlesnakes. Why do you ask?"
To which the first replied, "Because I just bit my tongue"
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What do you call a соw on the barnyard floor?
Ground Beef.
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What’s the difference between cats and dogs?
Dogs have owners, cats have staff.
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"Did you hear about the farmer who lost control of his tractor in the соw pasture?"
"No."
"Did he hurt the cows?"
"No, he just grazed them."
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What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
A Hot Cross bunny.
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What's the favourite flavour of sharks?
Shark-o-late.
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What happens when the cows refuse to be milked?
Udder chaos.
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A fish walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "What would you like?" the fish says holding his neck, "Water".
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What does the fox say?
Whatever the hеll Chuck Norris tells him to.
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What do you call an owl magician? HOOOOOdini.
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What do you call a flying skunk?
A smellicopter.
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How do bulls drive their cars?
They steer them.
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