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Where does a соw stop to drink?
The milky way.
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What is a соw's favourite TV show?
Dr Moo.
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A bumble bee was chasing a rabbit.
Finally the bee turned around and flew away.
Why?
The rabbit had two b's already.
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What do you do when two snails have a fight?
Leave them to slug it out.
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Dwa nietoperze wiszą sobie na gałęzi do góry nogami i patrzą na trzeciego Na drátě visí tři netopýři Tre pipistrelli sono appesi ad un ramo Su un ramo ci sono alcuni pipistrelli Stateau odata trei lilieci si povesteau atarnati pe o creanga
There are bats hanging of a branch upside down, all except one.
Two bats comment:
"What's happened to this one?
I don't know, two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.
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Did you hear about the horse that has made a dozen films?
He's not a star though, he just does bit parts!
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What's a pet's favorite day?
Saint Petrick's Day.
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How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable?
He tried to stirrup some interest!
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If you crossed a соw with a goat, what would you get?
Half and half.
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What did the bunny say when he only had thistles to eat?
Thistle have to do.
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There was this biologist who was doing some experiments with frogs.
He was measuring just how far frogs could jump.
So he puts a frog on a line and says "Jump frog, jump!"
The frog jumps 2 feet.
He writes in his lab book:
"Frog with 4 legs – jumps 2 feet."
Next he chops off one of the legs and repeats the experiment.
"Jump frog jump!" he says.
The frog manages to jump 1.5 feet.
So he writes in his lab book:
"Frog with 3 legs – jumps 1.5 feet."
He chops off another and the frog only jumps 1 foot.
He writes in his book:
"Frog with 2 legs jumps 1 foot."
He continues and removes yet another leg.
"Jump frog jump!" and the frog somehow jumps a half of a foot.
So he writes in his lab book again:
"Frog with one leg – jumps 0.5 feet."
Finally he chops off the last leg.
He puts the frog on the line and teels it to jump.
"Jump frog, jump!"
The frog doesn’t move.
"Jump frog, jump!"
Again the frog stays on the line.
"Come on frog, jump!"
But to no avail.
The biologist finally writes in his book:
"Frog with no legs – goes deaf."
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Why do cows like being told joke?
Because they like being amoosed.
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How do you make a milkshake?
Give a соw a pogo stick.
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What do you call a neurotic octopus?
A crazy, mixed-up squid.
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What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way?
He whale-d.
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Two kittens on a sloped roof.
Wchich one slides off first?
The one with the lowest mew.
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Why do cows think cooks are mean?
They whip cream!
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What do cows like to do at amoosement parks?
Ride on the roller cowster.
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