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What do you call a mobile homes for rabbits?
Wheelburrows.
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First Caribou: Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts?
Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil.
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‘Cats have nine lives.
Which makes them ideal for experimentation.’
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What do you call rubber bumpers on yachts?
Shark absorbers.
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Why was the lion-tamer fined?
He parked on a yellow lion.
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What do you give a deer with an upset stomach?
Elkaseltzer.
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What do you call an easy-going rabbit?
Hoppy-go-lucky.
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What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand?
Cows-mopolitan!
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‘I spilled spot remover on my dog.
Now he’s gone.’
Steven Wright
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What do you call a соw who works for a gardener?
A lawn moo-er.
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What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper?
A slippery customer.
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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, she thought Boyz II Men was a military academy.
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Q: Where do you find a no-legged dog?
A: Right where you left him.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a raven with a mad dog?
A: A ravin' lunatic.
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Един негър влиза в бар
Geht ein Afrikaner mit einem Papagei auf der Schulter spazieren. Fragt ihn ein Passant:
Идет негр с попугаем на плече. Мужик у пивного ларька смотрит напряженно на них и спрашивает:
Kommt ein Neger in eine Bar
Іде негр із папугою на плечі. Чоловік біля пивнички пильно дивиться на них і запитує: — Ти де його взяв? Папуга відповідає: — В Африці! Їх там мільйони!
Black man walked into the bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks
Komt een neger in het cafe met een papegaai op zijn schouder. Zegtie Cafebaas: "Leuk zeg
Un noir se promène avec un perroquet sur l'épaule
A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and asks for a beer. The bartender brings a beer and notices the parrot on his shoulder and says
En sort fyr går ind i en bar med en papegøje på skulderen og beder om en øl. Bartenderen bringer en øl og ser papegøjen på skulderen og spørg: “Hey
Roberto Blanko kommt mit ein Papagei auf der Schulter in eine Kneipe.Sagt der Wirt …wo hast du denn denn her ? Sagt der Papagei…aus Kuba
En svart man gick in på en bar med en papegoja på axeln. Han som ägde baren blev mycket imponerad och sa: ”Oj vad snygg
C'est un noir qui se promène avec un perroquet sur l'épaule. Un passant demande: - Où l'avez vous trouvé? - En Afrique centrale
Přijde černoch do obchodu a na rameni má velkého papouška. "Jé
- Ein Neger kommt mit einem Papagei auf der Schulter in eine Bar. Der Barkeeper: Hey
Do baru wchodzi murzynka z papugą na ramieniu: - Skąd ją masz? - pyta barman. - Z Afryki - odpowiada papuga.
Un negru in Gara de Nord se plimba cu un papagal pe umar. Un smecher intreaba? -Vvorbeste?Dar papagalul raspunde. - Abia ieri la-m primit din Africa.
Egy néger fickó sétál be egy bárba
Černoch s papouškem na rameni vejde do obchodu a Prodavačka praví: "Je krásný
Um crioulo entra no bar com um papagaio no ombro e um grita ládo fundo; " Onde arrumou esse animal?" O papagaio respondeu: " Na África
Ulazi u kafanu crnac sa ogromnim papagajem na ramenu. - "Gde si nabavio to čudo?" upita ga konobar. - "U Africi
Um dia um negão saiu de casa louco por um papagaio
Un nero entra in un bar con un pappagallo sulla spalla e il barista gli chiede: “Desidera?”. E il pappagallo risponde: “Una birra”. Mentre versa il barista chiede: “Bello
Įeina į barą juodaodis su papūga ant peties. Barmenas klausia: - Iš kur gavai? Papūga: - Iš Afrikos.
A black guy walks into a bar with a beautiful parrot on his shoulder.
"Wow," says the bartender.
"That is really something. Where'd you get it?"
"Africa," says the parrot. "There are many of them"
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A turtle is crossing the road when he's mugged by two snails.
When the police show up, they ask him what happened.
The shaken turtle replies, "I don't know. It all happened so fast."
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A Football team was on the field during practice, when to their surprise, a big turkey suddenly walked up to the coach and demanded a tryout. "Are you crazy," hollered the coach, "we don’t give tryouts to turkeys."
Before he knew it the turkey started dashing towards the football and made a fantastic catch.
"That was amazing," exclaimed the coach.
"I have never seen anything like that! How much do you want for a year?"
"Don’t worry about money," said the turkey, "let me just ask you something, does the season go past thanksgiving?"
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Q: Who was the most famous pirate octopus?
A: Captain Squid.
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