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Why are there no zebras in Czech zoos?
Czechs and stripes don’t mix.
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A guy meets a hоокеr in a bar.
She says,
"This is your lucky night.
I’ve got a special game for you.
I’ll do absolutely anything you want for $300, as long as you can say it in three words."
The guy replies,
"Hey, why not?"
He pull his wallet out of his pocket, and one at a time lays three hundred-dollar bills on the bar, and says, slowly:
"Paint…my…house."
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What is the most famous shark?
William Sharkspeare.
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Thousands of years ago cats were worshipped as gods.
Cats have never forgotten this.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, her face looks like a horse's аss flapping in the breeze.
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Yo' Mama is so fат, after sеx, she smokes a turkey.
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Did you here about the man that died from eating Rocky Mountain Oysters?
The bull must have drug him a mile!
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Q: What do you get when you cross a rooster with a jar of peanut butter?
A: A соск that sticks to the roof of your mouth.
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Elephant & Naked Man Προβοσκίδα Elephant И слона казал на голия мъж: What did the elephant say to the naked man? - Наверное, через него дышать трудно? - спросил слон голого мужика. ¿Qué le dijo un elefante a un hombre desnudo?. Two elephants meet a totally naked guy. Un éléphant sort de la jungle pour aller boire et là, à sa stupéfaction, il aperçoit un homme blanc tout nu ! Que le dijo el Elefante al Hombre desnudo ? Cómo podes respirar por ahí ? Vet du vad elefanten sa när han såg en naken man? - Hur kan du äta med en sån liten snabel? Zwei Elefanten sehen zum erstenmal einen nackten Mann. Sie schauen an ihm runter, schauen wieder hoch, schauen sich zweifelnd an: "Wie zum Teufel kriegt der sein Essen in den Mund?" C Sabe o que o elefante disse para o homem pelado? Como você acha que pode se alimentar usando ISSO? 2 elefanter To elefanter ser for første gang en nøgen mand. De kiggede grundigt op og ned af ham. Derefter udbrød den ene, hvordan fanden får han sin mad i munden. Hvad sagde elefanten til den nøgne man?– “Hvordan kan du trække vejret igennem den lille ting?” Que dit un éléphant lorsqu Cosa dice un elefante quando vede un uomo nudo ? Ma come fara
Q:What did the elephant say to the nакеd man?
A: How do you drink water with that?
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What's the difference between an old cat and a baby kitten?
An old cat scratches and bites but a little рussy never hurt anybody!
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If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program.
The rest of them will write Perl programs.
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How do you tell if a black girls pregnant?
Shove a banana up her vаginа and if you pull it out half eaten then you got a monkey on the way.
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Q: Why should you never set the turkey next to the desert?
A: Because he will gobble, gobble it up!
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Yo Mamma so sтuрid she put on bug spray before she goes to the flee market!
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Chuck Norris eats gummy bears and shiтs out grizzly bears.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a tadpole and turned it into a frog, then he kicked it again and it died.
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Why do women have 2% more brains then a соw?
So, when you pull their тiтs they won't shiт on the floor.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?
I don’t know.
I didn’t think sheep could knit!
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