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Волшебни прозори Ο ξενος Το πένθος... Ο σουπερμάν μεθυσμένος C'est une femme qui vient de larguer son mec На 3000-хилядния етаж на Емпайърстейт бюлдинг Un mec ivre entre dans un bar A lady walks into a bar and sees a really cute guy sitting at the counter. She goes over and asks him what he is drinking. This guy walks into a bar on the top of a very tall building. He sits down Kommt ein Mann zu einer Feier im 99. Stockwerk eines Wolkenkratzers. Dort trifft er einen Mann der sagt: "Die Scwingungen dieses Gebäudes sind so gut This guy goes up to a bar located at the top of the Empire State Building in New York. It looks like a nice place Un hombre entra a un bar situado en la azotea de un hotel y se sienta junto a otro tipo. - «¿Qué estás bebiendo?» Le pregunta al hombre que tiene a su lado.-«Cerveza mágica» Eine Bar auf einem Hochhaus Det var en gång en amerikan som satt i en bar längst upp i Empire State Building. Då kom det in en norrman och satte sig bredvid amerikanen. Då sa amerikanen: - Jag har kommit på att om man hoppar... Er zitten twee mannen op een dak So a blonde walks into a Bar at a hotel that has it on the top story and sits Down. A man in a Trench coat Leans over to her and says Dois bêbados estavam num desses bares nas coberturas dos prédios. De repente Un borracho que se encontraba en un bar le dice a otro borracho: Yo puedo brincar de la azotea de este edificio y rebotar. El otro borracho le dice que se lo muestre En man kommer in i baren högst upp i en skyskrapa Dos borrachos reunidos en un bar ubicado en un penthouse Een man loopt een cafe bovenop een wolkenkrabber binnen Sitzen zwei Männer in einer Bar im Hochhaus. Da sagt der eine zu dem anderen: "Wetten wir Mannen kom in på krogen högst upp på hotellet. Han beställde en dubbel wodka Resulta que una señorita llamada katy(una dama de compañía) llega a una de esas fiestas para gente de mucho nivel y dinero Un hombre llega al bar de un gigantezco rascacielos en el último piso. Pide una bebida y le llama la atención un gradulón borracho cerca de él. Mientras lo observa el hombre se tira por la ventana... A guy sits at a bar in a skyscraper restaurant high above the city. He slams a shot of tequila A guy goes onto a rooftop bar A man walks into a sky scraper bar and takes a shot of tequila and jumps out of a window. An on looker watch’s this and is scared but what scared him most is when the same man who jumped cane back... So Sitzen zwei Typen am Tresen in einer Kneipe oben im 8ten Stock. Meint der eine:“Du Siamo a New York A man walks into a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper. He sits down and orders a beer. After taking a drink he sees the guy next to him go over to the window and jump out! "Holy cow! Did you... Egy Manhatteni toronyház felső szintjén lévő bárban két férfi iszogat a bárpultnál egymás mellett. Sorra isszák a whiskeyket Dette finner sted i en skyskraper i New York. I toppen av denne skyskraperen ligger en bar Postávají dva ožralové na střeše mrakodrapu a jeden říká: „Podívej Spring fra skyskrabere Se i USA har de jo mange skyskrabere. På sådan en helt almindelig skyskraber med mange andre skyskrabere omkring Τρείς μεθυσμένοι
Two men are sitting in a restaurant bar at the top of a skyscraper. After each had a few drinks, one says to the other, ”I bet you didn’t know about the updrafts between these skyscrapers. They are so strong, you could jump and the wind will lift you right back where you started.”
The other guy said, “Nah, I find that hard to believe.”
The first said, “It’s true! I’ll prove it. Let’s go out to the balcony.”
They both walk to the balcony and the first guy jumps the rail. After a few seconds, a loud whooshing sound is heard and sure enough, the first guy lands back on the balcony.
The second guy just stares for a while, then looks over the side to see if there was a platform or net. “This has to be some kind of trick.”
The first guy says, “No really, it works!” To prove it, he once again jumps the rail and the same thing happens. “You try it!”
The second guy jumps over the rail and falls the many stories to the pavement below.
The first guy goes back in a sits at the bar.
The bartender walks over, delivers another drink and says, “Wow! You’re really mean when you get drunк, Superman!”
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A man was well inebriated, but he got behind the wheel of his car anyway and began to drive home. Of course, he couldn't exactly drive straight or stay below the speed limit. Two policemen pulled him over and demanded a sobriety test. They asked him to walk a straight line, and he failed. They began to take him with them, but suddenly they received a call on their walkie-talkies, asking them to go to another part of town. They asked the man to be patient while they called someone else to cover for them. But the man grew tired of waiting and, after a few minutes, drove home. He got in bed and said to his wife, who had been waiting for him, "If any policemen come looking for me, tell them I'm not home yet." The wife agreed, somewhat confused and a little embarrassed. No sooner than her husband fell asleep did she hear a knock at the door. Sure enough, it was the two policemen. They asked about her husband, and she replied that he wasn't home. Then they asked to check her garage. Puzzled, she agreed. She opened up the garage for them--and there sat the policemen's squad car, lights still flashing.
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A man finished his pint and Said “see you barman I’m off home now I need a good shiт”.
“Why go home?” Quizzed the Barman.”We have just revamped our toilets carpeted and heated its home from home in fact my wife’s put loads of little finishing touches in there to make our customers feel homely”
“I’d rather not i have a slight problem barman i have to take salts” the man said.
“Look i insist i wont hear of it you must use our toilets please” said the barman.
The barman had insisted so the man obliged and used the toilet. 5 mins after the man returned from the toilet the barman’s wife was screaming with rage “Who the fuскing hеll’s been in this toilet there’s shiт everywhere on the seat the walls the carpets and even the fuскing lampshade?”said the barman’s wife.
The barman asked the man “what kind of salts do you take anyway?”
“Somersaults” he replied
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