Walks into a Bar, Bar jokes, Bartender jokes
A bear walks into a bar and orders a вееr.
The barman says,
"Sorry, but we don't serve beers to bears in this bar."
The bear bangs on the bar. The barman says,
"Sorry, but we don't serve beers to bears in this bar, especially not bears who ваng on bars."
The bear grabs a passing barmaid and bashes her. The barman says,
"Sorry, but we don't serve вееr to bears in this bar, especially not bears that ваng on bars and bash barmaids."
The bear bellows at the other barman to bring him a вееr. The barman says,
"Sorry, but we don't serve вееr to bears, especially bears that ваng on bars, bash barmaids and bellow at barmen."
In exasperation the bear bites the bar. The barman says,
"Sorry, but we don't serve bears that are on drugs."
"On drugs?" the bear says. The barman says,
"Yes. I saw that bar-bit-u-ate."
At the end of a tiny deserted bar sits a huge Mexican. He’s having a few beers when a short, well dressed, and obviously gаy man walks in and sits beside him.
After three or four beers, the gаy fellow finally plucks up the courage to say something to the big Mexican. Leaning over towards him, he whispers, “Do you want a вlоw job?”
At this, the massive Mexican leaps up with fire in his eyes and smacks the man in the face, knocking him swiftly off his stool. He proceeds to beat him all the way out of the bar before leaving him bruised and battered in the parking lot and returning to his seat.
Amazed, the bartender quickly brings over another вееr to the big Mexican. “I’ve never seen you react like that,” he says. “Just what did he say to you?”
“I don’t know,” the big Mexican replied. “Something about a job.”