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Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe
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Johny met his classmate from high school after ten years who was still very beautiful.
As he met her, he told her only:
"Hi Ann, I am pleased to see you again after so many years."
Ann took a look at his pants and said:
"I know that you´re pleased."
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You're so beautiful that last night you made me forget my pickup line.
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I need more than 140 characters to tell you how beautiful you are.
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Client:
"The blue looks OK, but it would be great if it was a little more orange. Like "blorange."
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A beautiful woman in her thirties was passing through customs in London, when the customs official asks her what the reason for her trip to London was.
Business or pleasure, he asks?
Sadness and pleasure!
She says to the officer!
Why?
Well, my 75 years old husband has just died and I came to his funeral!
My condolences, says the officer!
It must be a very difficult and painful time you're going through!
Not really, this is my pleasure!
I'm so sad because only now I found out that he was dead broke and did not leave a dime, a penny, not even a will for me!
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Beauty is only skin deep ...but ugly goes all the way to the воnе!
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Currently the flower business is вlоомing.
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Yesterday I was at the hairdresser to cut my hair.
The cutting of the hair costs 3 Euros but I had only 1 Euro.
So I have asked the hairdresser if she will cut my hair also for 1 Euro?
She said yes, so I was glad.
Ok, it is not perfect, one side of my head is cut a little bit more than the other one, maybe I look a bit weird, but nobody is perfect.
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Can someone just invent a mirror that takes pictures already!
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It must be something in the air that is causing a lot of women to get pregnant... Their legs.
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Think of the hottest woman.
Chuck Norris did her.
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The most beautiful makeup of a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy.
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When you want to marry a beautiful, a smart and a rich woman - marry three times.
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Mattel has a campaign urging girls to pursue their limitless potential. It's called You Can Be Anything Except A Woman With Barbie's Body.
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Darling, you are the most beautiful woman in this party! Did you invite these guests on purpose?
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You take away the looks, money, intelligence, charm and success and, really, there's no real difference between me and George Clooney.
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I need some band-aids I'm getting cut from all this working out.
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