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Girlfriend pregnant error... Abort, Marry, Ignore?

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What did the psychiatrist say to the android kleptomaniac?
DON'T keep taking the tablets!

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Pentiums melt in your PC, not in your hand.

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Chuck Norris can find Osama Bin Laden!

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Did you know you can download the whole Tyson-Holyfield fight off the internet?
It doesn’t take much memory – just two Bytes.

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Where does the acronym LOTUS come from?
Let Only Users Suffer.

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Chuck Norris's кill ratio on Call of Duty:Black Ops is infinity.

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Once upon a time, a computer programmer drowned at sea.
Many were on the beach and heard him cry out, “F1! F1!”, but no one understood.

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Windows: Weapon off mass destruction!

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Double your drive space.
Delete Windows!

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How do insects communicate?
By bee mail.

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The website you seek Cannot be located, but Countless more exist.

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What did one computer say to the other?
010101101010101010101

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A tourist was drowning in the sea:
Help! Help! He screams.
Very calm the fisherman says:
Press F1 already and stop screaming.
You’re scaring the fishes away.

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Your file was so big.
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.

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The keyboard is painted in camouflage.

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The web isn’t better than sеx, but sliced bread is in serious trouble.

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What does the informatics teacher scream when he’s drowning? -F1, F1, F1...

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