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- Абе Гоше I am often asked Дорогой Гугл Google et les femmes Google Er Google en hun eller en han? Det er en hun Er Google en mand eller en kvinde? – En kvinde Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female Q. What do women and Google have in common? A. They both can’t ever let you finish a sentence without making a suggestion. Google ist definitiv weiblich. Sie lässt dich nicht ausreden Google es como una mujer Hvordan man med sikkerhet kan si at Google er ei kvinne? - Du får aldri sjansen til å fullføre en setning uten at hun kommer med et forslag. - Τo google είναι θηλυκό ή αρσενικό? - Θηλυκό Google е женско 100%! Има одговор за се.
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optimist Оптимистите твърдят Pour une personne optimiste - Para el optimista Der Optimist: "Das Glas ist halb voll" Der Pessimist: "Das Glas ist halb leer" Der Ingenieur: "Das Glas ist doppelt so groß wie es sein müsste" El Optimista ve la botella medio llena El pesimista medio vacía Y el ingeniero ve que la botella tiene el doble de tamaño del necesario para esta solución particular.
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You Know you are Addicted to the Internet When... 
· You step out of your room and realize that your parents have moved, and you don't have a clue when it happened. 
· Your wife drapes a blond wig over your monitor to remind you of what she looks like. 
· All of your friends have an @ in their names. 
· Your dog has its own home page. 
· You can't call your mother... she doesn't have a modem. 
· You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop and check your e-mail on the way back to bed. 
· You buy a Captain Kirk chair with a built-in keyboard and mouse. 
· You get a new suit that says, "This best viewed with Netscape 4.01 or higher." 
· The last girl you asked out was only a jpeg. 
· Your wife says communication is important in a marriage... so you buy another computer and install a second phone line so the two of you can chat.
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