A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.
“Miss Whack, I’d like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday.” Pattie looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Мiск Jagger, and that it’s okay, he knows the bank manager.
Pattie explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral. The frog says, “Sure. I have this,” and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about half an inch tall - bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Pattie explains that she’ll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office. She finds the manager and says, “There’s a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral.”
She holds up the tiny pink elephant. “I mean, what in the world is this?”
The bank manager looks back at her and says. “It’s a knick-knack, Pattie Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man’s a Rolling Stone.”
Jeff had gone to propose to his girlfriend and returned home
Crying bitterly. "What happened, son?" his father asked,
Eagerly awaiting her response. "Did she accept?"
"No, she sure didn't," sobbed Jeff. "When I told her what
You advised me to say, she slapped my face and told me to
Get out."
"Did you begin by telling her what I told you to say, what I
Told your mother when she accepted my proposal? 'Sweetheart,
Time stands still when I look in your eyes.' Did you tell
Her that?" asked his father.
"Oh boy, Dad, did I got it all wrong," Jeff groaned. "I
Said, 'My dear, you have a face that would stop a clock!'"