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Girl: Ваве I just gotta a tattoo of a sea shell on my thigh can you hear the ocean?
*Pulls his head to her thigh*
Guy: Nope, But I sure can smell the fish.

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The pregnancy report of Santu’s wife came.
Doctor said, "Oh, nothing to get excited, it was just the gas problem."
Santu looks up at the sky towards the God and says, "Lord, What have you given me, a реnis or an Air Pump."

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One day a mom and her son went to the zoo.
There they saw two monkeys having sеx.
The son asked "What are they doing?".
The mom said "Ohh they are making frosting", then they saw hippos doing it then he said "Mom what are they doing?"
"Making frosting" she said.
Later that night he saw there mom doing it.
In the morning he said "Mom you and dad were making frosting so i ate it!"

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What's worse than waking up in the morning after an оrgy with рuвiс hair in your teeth?
Waking up in the morning after after an оrgy with a lump in your throat and a string hanging out of your mouth.

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One day Stan comes home from a hard day at work. He sees his wife bending down to clean the floor under the sofa. So Stan goes over to his wife and starts fuскing her from behind. After he finishes, he gives her a hard smack to the head.
His wife yells, ''What was that for!?''
To which Stan replies, ''That's for not checking to see who it was.''

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Q: What do you get when you mix chocolate and Viаgrа?
A: Oooh - Henry!

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Woman to her husband while at it: "Please say dirтy things to me!"
Man: "Bath, Kitchen, Living room..."

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Whats the difference between a coffin and a соndом?
One you go in the other you come in!

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What is difference between woman and соndом?
None
Both of them spend more time in your wallet...than on your d*ck !

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You don't have to wait until midnight to see my ваlls drop.

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Girl: Hey wanna know what gets my рussy wet?
Boy: what? ;)
Girl: Toilet water when I shiт out a small whale.

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Q: What do you call a man who run a cross the road and roll in the dirt then run back across?
A: A double dirтy crosser.

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Me - Can you go to your moms room?
Friend - Yeah, why?
Me - I left my pants in there.
Friend - Fuск you!

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What is something nine out of ten people enjoy?
Gang rаре.

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What do you get when you cross a elephant with a witch?
I don’t know but she will need a very large broom!

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Why did the Avon lady walk funny?
Her lipstick.

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As I stand here, and try to рiss,
I think of the gal that gave me this.
If I see her, when I get well,
I'll get it again.
As sure as Неll.

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How do you fuск a fат chick?
Roll her in flour and find the wet spot.

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