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3 Stages of Sеx:
1. House Sеx - When you are newly married and have sеx all over the house, in every room.
2. Bedroom Sеx - After you've been married for a while and you just have sеx in the bedroom.
3. Hall Sеx - After you've been married for many years, and you just pass each other in the hall and say, "F**k you!"

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Astronaut Воотy Call... Belt:
I'd like to see what's under your Kuiper Belt.

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Geek Воотy Call... Google:
Come on, I'm tired of Googling myself.

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Astronaut Воотy Call... Orbit:
I need you to help me complete an orbit trim maneuver.

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Robot Воотy Call... Insides:
Have you ever seen hardware like this before?

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Robot Воотy Call... Better:
You make me want to become a better automaton.

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Geek Воотy Call... Sheets::
I'd like to cascade all over your style sheets.

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Geek Воотy Call... Sniffer::
My sniffer wants to decode your packet.

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Geek Воотy Call... Test::
I'd like to do a usability test of your backend.

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Robot Воотy Call... Walks::
I enjoy long walks away from sand and water.

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Geek Воотy Call... Watch::
Can I watch while you Google yourself?

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Why does the TV like the remote?
Q: Why does the TV like the remote?
A: Because it turns it on!

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Jоск Воотy Call... Hole:
Hey ваве, can I take it to the hole? High five!

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Jоск Воотy Call... Defense:
Hey ваве, if you play man-to-man, I'll play zone. High five!

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Jоск Воотy Call... Handler:
Hey ваве, are you a good ball handler? High five!

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Jоск Воотy Call... Open:
Hey ваве, I'm just trying to open up a hole! High five!

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Two rednecks were sitting on their porch one afternoon and looked down at their dog who was licking his diск.
One of the the guys looked at the other and said,
"I wish that I could do that."
The other one then said,
'Don't be sтuрid, man - that dog would bite you!"

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Jоск Воотy Call... Resin:
Hey ваве, want to squeeze my resin bag? High five!

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