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80s Воотy Call... Kirk Cameron:
Like Kirk Cameron, I am experiencing growing pains - in my pants.

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Hipster Воотy Call... Spinning:
You're spinning here on Monday? I'm spinning here on Monday!

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What is the best thing about getting head from?
Barbara Streisand?
Ten minutes of silence.

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Superhero Воотy Call... Tingling:
Something's tingling, and it's not my spider-sense.

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80s Воотy Call... Digital Watch:
My digital watch has a calculator. How do you like me now?

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Zombie Воотy Call... The Dead:
You wanna see the Grateful Dead? Come home with me!

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Caveman Воотy Call... Clubbing:
You like clubbing? Really? Hey, look over there!

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Contractor Воотy Call... Сrаск:
I'm gonna need to take a closer look at your D сrаск.

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Contractor Воотy Call... Extension:
If you want that extension I can put it in, no extra charge.

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Clown Воотy Call... Feet:
You know what they say about big feet! Honk honk!

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Geek Воотy Call... Charisma:
Looks like somebody rolled a 20 on their Charisma check!

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Geek Воотy Call... Calluses:
These calluses only mean that I'm good with my hands.

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Geek Воотy Call... Handheld:
Wanna check out my handheld? It's in my pants.

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Contractor Воотy Call... Hinge:
I'd like to get a closer look at your вuтт hinge.

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Hipster Воотy Call... Bored:
Want to come over and be bored at my place?

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Hipster Воотy Call... Вееr:
Can I buy you an ironically lowbrow вееr?

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Clown Воотy Call... Horn:
If you squeeze my horn, I'll make a noise. Honk honk!

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Alien Воотy Call... Did It Hurt?:
Did it hurt when you fell from the Jicknob Nebula?

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