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Classic Воотy Call... Invitation:
I'm having a party, and your pants are invited to come down.

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Geek Воотy Call... Joystick:
My extra-large joystick allows me to score massively.

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Hipster Воотy Call... Judgment:
Can I come over and judge you by the books on your shelf?

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Geek Воотy Call... Intelligent Life:
If you're looking for intelligent life, it's right here - in my pants.

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Lincoln Воотy Call... Cabin:
I've got the beginnings of a log cabin in my pants.

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Lincoln Воотy Call... Age:
If you're one score and one year old, call me!

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Classic Воотy Call... Meaning:
You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life.

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Geek Воотy Call... Measurements:
You must be 36-25-36 - and those are all perfect squares!

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Butcher Воотy Call... Meat:
I'll pound your meat any way you want me to.

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Medieval Воотy Call... Disease:
You're plague-free, I'm plague-free-we must be destined to meet.

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Medieval Воотy Call... Cave:
I'm looking for a cave to rest my dragon in.

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Medieval Воотy Call... Infection:
No, don't worry, that's not infected. It's supposed to be red.

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Medieval Воотy Call... Nickname:
Don't you want to know why they call me Lance-a-lot?

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Classic Воотy Call... On/Off:
I'm feeling a little off today. How about turning me on?

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Medieval Воотy Call... Parts:
Some parts of me are hard even without armor.

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Exterminator Воотy Call... Perfume:
I couldn't help but notice your perfume. Is that Chlordane #5?

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Geek Воотy Call... Phaser:
If you were a phaser, you'd be set on "stunning."

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Clown Воотy Call... Pie:
Wanna throw your pie in my face? Honk honk!

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