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Lincoln Воотy Call... Score:
Come on, I haven't four-scored in seven years!

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Pirate Воотy Call... Sеамеn:
I'm here to satisfy yer craving for sеамеn. Yar!

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Pirate Воотy Call... Ship:
How'd ya like to be the maidenhead on my vessel? Yar!

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Pirate Воотy Call... Staring:
Don't mind my staring. Your chest is see-worthy. Yar!

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Motivational Speaker Воотy Call... Steps:
Step 1: Feel that fire of passion burning in you! Step 2: Now feel mine.

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Alien Воотy Call... Stolen Heart:
You've stolen my heart. Luckily, I have three more.

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Contractor Воотy Call... Stuck:
I think there's something stuck in your hair trap.

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Contractor Воотy Call... Stud:
I like to think of myself as a nailable stud.

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Superhero Воотy Call... Fast:
I'm faster than a speeding bullet. Except in bed.

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Supervillain Воотy Call... Lair:
Come back to my evil lair and prepare to die... in my arms! Mwah-hah-hah!

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Pirate Воотy Call... Swab:
I'd sure like to swab yer роор deck, lassie! Yar!

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Librarian Воотy Call... System:
Are you familiar with the Do-Me Decimal System?

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Gourmet Воотy Call... Temperature:
Can I take your temperature with my meat thermometer?

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Classic Воотy Call... Tennessee:
You must be from Tennessee 'cause you're the only ten I see!

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Pirate Воотy Call... Timber:
Come home with me and let's shiver me timber. Yar!

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Pirate Воотy Call... Treasure:
I'm out hunting treasure, and I'm digging your chest! Yar!

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Lincoln Воотy Call... Unite:
Baby, let's unite the way I united the North and South.

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Geek Воотy Call... Power-Up:
When I look at you, there's a power-up in my pants.

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